Stardew Valley has been around quite a long time now, which means its players have found plenty of ways to get the most out of each and really min-max the farming grind, especially if you prefer playing vanilla. Of course, that doesn't mean there aren't undiscovered strategies out there, and one Stardew Valley fan recently shared their convoluted method of getting around town without time passing.
This rather convoluted method of traversal was shared by a Reddit user called BlaDe91 on the Stardew Valley subreddit. If that name sounds familiar to some of you, it's because BlaDe is actually a rather high-profile figure in the Stardew Valley speedrunning community, and is known for coming up with particularly silly methods of cutting down game time.
Their magnum opus is their ongoing Maximum Perfection run, in which they are attempting to get the maximum number of perfection waivers possible, and then get natural perfection for as high of a completion percentage as possible. One of the ways in which they're going about this is a chair highway they created, which they've named the "booty express".
BlaDe took to the Stardew Valley subreddit to show fans of the game their...
