One shouldn't explore the mind of an Old School RuneScape player too deeply, because what one finds in those depths could shake them to their very core.
After all, who could forget West Stairs? An individual who has grinded 200 copies of a 0.00143 per cent drop-rate pet, even though an account can only possess one. Why? Well, why not?
We now have another enigmatic individual (as publicised by PC Gamer in a fantastic piece of investigative journalism) named Lousifer, also known as the "Trout Man," who is attempting to eat as many trout as possible for no discernible reason. Better yet, he's doing so in front of a massive crowd of people who keep handing him more trout.
World 499, Edgeville Bank — the site of Lousifer's never-ending performance. The professional eater has been standing here for almost a week, gobbling up freshwater fish like his career depends on it. The masses keep handing him more trout, and the Troutman knows exactly how to appease his fans.
The man himself posted on the OSRS subreddit, taunting the hungry masses with an inventory full of oily, fishy goodness. The decadence of this whole affair makes me sick. However, Lousifer...
