When I was playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 last year, there wasn't a single part of me that wanted to experience what it might have smelled like to live in its world. Clearly, that must have crossed someone's mind, though, as the series now has its own official perfume.
Thankfully, judging by its description and its price, Kingdom Come's signature scent won't be an accurate portrayal of what the game or its characters might smell like. Rather than muck, horse manure, and just a general unwashed vibe, the listing for the fragrance on the Kingdom Come Store actually makes it sound like the perfume might not smell half bad.
Even wild dogs are dunking on me.
That said, the list of scents Kintsugi Perfumes attempts to provoke via its Kingdom Come offering is a little busy. "Crisp apple and fresh herbs open the path, echoing the story you move through. Lavender, mint, and chamomile unfold with a quiet calm, softened by a hint of rose and elderflower, touched with a trace of forest honey and wild sage," its description reads.
Wait, there's more. "The scent deepens into olibanum, worn leather, and dry papyrus, wrapped in the smoky touch of birch."...
