My Reviews

Retrospectively, what can I say about Final Fantasy III? Well it’s an absolute goddam masterpiece, that’s what! The graphics are beautifully detailed. The music is gorgeously lush and emotive, perfectly setting the tone of every area and scene. The plot is pretty cool, especially for the time, but the blunt

An absolute classic, now even better with updated graphics, quality-of-life improvements, and multiple control options. It brilliantly takes everything that made Super Metroid great and expands it into a rich, three-dimensional world. The 3D map is almost a game unto itself—unraveling its intricate hallways and chambers to access new areas

Easily the funniest game I’ve ever played. The absurd scenarios and hilariously incoherent dialogue (don’t worry, subtitles even translate the slang) had me laughing the entire time. The art style is a perfect mix of cute and grotesque, paired with lo-fi, old-timey music that sets the tone beautifully. Gameplay is