My Reviews
1.
Sports Story
When Sports Story shadow-dropped back in December of 2022, I was concerned. It had been one of my most-anticipated titles ever since it was announced, but the state it launched in was pretty bleak. I told myself that I’d wait for updates and then I’d play the game once it
May 8, 2025
2.
Hey! Pikmin
What a sad, slow game to fill the void between Pikmin 3 and 4.
I'm sure there's someone on the development team who thought the meandering, leisurely pace of Hey! Pikmin would be endearing. But the end result is mind-numbing disappointment. It's technically a fine 2D platformer, but there's nothing remarkable
May 8, 2025
3.
RPGolf Legends
It's a bit of a mess.
It's hard to say how much RPGolf Legends is trying to ape Golf Story. On the surface, I can see why it would seem that way, as you've got a chibi golfer protagonist exploring a pixelated island on a golf-centric adventure, doing wacky sidequests along
May 8, 2025
5.
Dog Man: Mission Impawsible
Pretty solid for a free online Flash game
The problem is you're expected to pay for it
May 8, 2025
6.
The Game of Life 2
Look, it's cute that this game lets you get a job as a Bard in a medieval-themed map, but it pretty much plays itself. Every challenge or action is just spinning the wheel for a number between 1 and 10. Dance off? Spin. Bowling competition? Spin. Costume contest? UHHHH YOU
May 8, 2025
7.
FreezeME
Somehow, this ended up being the most disappointed I had been in a game purchase in a LONG time.
I bought this game the day it was released, as I was really excited for a 3D platformer on my Wii U. That poor misfire of a console had so little to
May 8, 2025