My Reviews

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1.
Things Too Ugly
A short, ok, and simple puzzle game. 90% of the solutions are completely straightforward and easy and a couple require some deeper thinking.
Feb 3, 2025
2.
Blade Chimera
I think this is just an average metroidvania. The turning is clunky and the movement is very baseline and standard. There are not nearly enough weapons to choose from. The animation is solid enough, as is the story, but I was overall disappointed in this.
Jan 23, 2025
3.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl
Was powering through and enjoying this and really wanted to enjoy it but it just beats you down. The reward for all the combat, quests, walking, and hard work is just not good enough. The game is in desperate need of a skill tree or build path you can take
Jan 15, 2025
4.
Duck Detective: The Secret Salami
A fun, quick detective game. Its pretty simple and straightforward to solve, just a little bit more direction would of been better as there is minimal information to go off of. Played on Steam Deck.
Dec 16, 2024
5.
The Plucky Squire
A very easy and well meaning adventure game, the story, structure, writing, and gameplay is repetitive. I enjoyed my time with it but it spends more time talking to and hand holding the player than letting them enjoy the world.
Dec 15, 2024
6.
Braid: Anniversary Edition
Braid has some of the most mind twisting and testing puzzles out there. I had never played the original, the reward for figuring out the tough puzzles is immense. I think some of them are very frustrating and can kind of drive you crazy.
Dec 14, 2024
7.
Throne and Liberty
Probably the best looking MMO out there, and runs pretty smoothly. Its just an absolute overload and vomit of systems, menus, concepts, etc. It is too much to track and enjoy.
Nov 26, 2024
8.
Fear The Spotlight
A very average and barebones PS1 era horror adventure game. It maybe needed to be a little more difficult or intricate cause its not very fun or interesting to play.
Nov 11, 2024
9.
FBC: Firebreak
For where we are with gaming and the amount of games in this genre, there is just nearly not enough variety here for putting forth any sort of extended playtime on this.
Aug 9, 2025
10.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Came away from this pretty disappointed, overall. This just gets so repetitive, so quickly. The super shotgun is comically better than any of the other weapon choices. The locales are not distinct in any way and the 'dark ages' setting is basically a concept gimmick that has no relevance to
Jun 24, 2025
11.
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
I really don't like to be this hard but this felt like a significant step down from the last 2 - even just beyond the recycled locations and side stories. The main story here is awful, and we have one of the worst cases of annoying kid sidekick ever put
Mar 24, 2025
12.
Sniper Elite: Resistance
Not exactly a huge step down but just a game that is not evolving. Sniper Elite 5 was the first game in the series I played so maybe that has always been the case. This is just pure recycled gameplay, locales, and stories. The 4th mission is the same level
Feb 11, 2025
13.
Eternal Strands
It starts off ok and the gameplay loop is decent. The game eventually wore me down to complete apathy due to its backtracking, monotonous gameplay, and complete nothing of a story. The last straw was one of the final main quests requires you to upgrade a spell of each element
Feb 10, 2025
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Jan 29, 2025
15.
Wheel World
Awful is likely to harsh for this mostly vibes based biking game with some decent cel shaded graphics and some ok moment to moment racing. But this game is just lacking everything, the performance is awful, the bike customization is a largely throwaway idea, and the characters/story are basically a
Aug 1, 2025
16.
Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap
Pretty rough, overall. I wouldn't say any of the design or mechanics feel good to engage with. Feels like it would be a big grind to proceed through the levels and upgrades. Its possible some fun sessions could be had with friends.
Jan 31, 2025
17.
Lego Horizon Adventures
A big disappointment. The graphics are very sharp and the silly writing is a decent outing in terms of lego games. The gameplay and design of this is the worst I have ever seen in a Lego game. The levels are so repetitive, seemingly reskinned and mirrored over and over
Dec 17, 2024
18.
Mario & Luigi: Brothership
Shocked at how poor this was, the opening is so slow and the gameplay is outdated by about 2 decades. There is no humor or thought in any of the dialogue, the 2 leads are more annoying than I can ever remember them.
Jan 10, 2025
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