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Elias Blondeau


Favorite Games:
  • Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • Persona 3

87 games reviewed
72.7 average score
76 median score
49.4% of games recommended

Elias Blondeau's Reviews

Freelance critic, part-time blogger, full-time nerd. I like ranting about stuff, and I'm occasionally funny.
6 / 10.0 - No Man's Sky
Aug 12, 2016

No Man’s Sky is a shallow package of undercooked ideas that will ultimately go forgotten in a year full of other, better releases.

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Earth Defense Force 4.1 is a smoother, more polished version of the same cheesy, excellent product that Sandlot's gotten so good at making.

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9.5 / 10.0 - Song of the Deep
Aug 5, 2016

By going against their own grain, Insomniac Games has crafted a true winner with Song of the Deep, which is one of 2016’s most hypnotic and charming games.

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Aug 4, 2016

At one point, I drank a “mysterious potion” that informed me that my character felt “repellent.” I can think of no better word to describe Necropolis.

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9 / 10.0 - Headlander
Jul 29, 2016

Headlander is a perfect storm of thought-provoking sci-fi, biting humor, and pitch-perfect gameplay that comes wrapped in a stylish, affordable package, and is one of this year’s very best.

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Mobile Suit Gundam: Extreme VS-Force tries a million different things, then botches all of them. Import Gundam Breaker 3 and skip this insipid timesink.

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Jul 20, 2016

Even without the IP, Dex manages to be the absolute best Ghost in the Shell game we’ve ever gotten.

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3.5 / 10.0 - MilitAnt
Jul 18, 2016

MilitAnt is about as exhilarating as frying an ant with a magnifying glass, and about as cruel to people who play it.

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Jul 12, 2016

onster Hunter Generations manages to both stick to its guns and evolve the franchise, leading to a game that will both please fans and entice newcomers to the hunt.

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Unlike an actual dragon, 7th Dragon III Code VFD might not set the world on fire, but JRPG lovers should give it a chance all the same. There’s a lot to do and sink your teeth into, and it’s a perfect game to show to people who might find these sorts of games too daunting.

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2 / 10.0 - 7 Days to Die
Jul 8, 2016

7 Days To Die is a retail release of an alpha build of an Early Access game, and a downright scummy thing for Telltale to market as a finished product.

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven is a joyless, uninspired adaptation of one of manga’s most joyful, inspired titles, and one of the flattest gaming experiences of the year.

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Jul 6, 2016

A painfully bland story and dull characters don’t stop Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE from being a novel and fun role-playing experience for fans of the genre.

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- Furi
Jul 5, 2016

Despite a niggling complaint or two about the overall structure, there is very little to dislike about Furi. It is, no doubt, a truly original title. I won’t soon forget my time with its anthropomorphized desk lamps, time-bending old geezers, and deceptive bunny people. I suspect other people craving something new and unique will feel the same.

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8 / 10.0 - K Station
Jul 5, 2016

K Station is an intriguing sci-fi mystery that uses archaic mechanics to say something important about the fickleness of human memory.

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9 / 10.0 - Wasted
Jun 23, 2016

A clever take on two worn genres, Wasted is a funny and addictive genre hybrid that has scores of content at a low price point.

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VA-11 Hall-A is a funny, thought-provoking, and sometimes tragic work of art, with truly original gameplay and a beautiful aesthetic unlike anything else on the market.

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Jun 8, 2016

Mirror's Edge Catalyst is a fun yet uninspired sequel to one of EA's most inspired titles, and a title that has no clear idea what it wants to be.

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5 / 10.0 - POSTAL Redux
Jun 2, 2016

Postal Redux is a mediocre letdown for series fans, with nothing to say and very little incentive to play it.

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6 / 10.0 - Capsule Force
May 18, 2016

A novel aesthetic and solid core gameplay go to waste in Capsule Force, thanks to a woeful lack of content and no online functionality.

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