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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

271 games reviewed
74.7 average score
80 median score
52.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.

Telltale has definitely gotten so comfortable that their latest zombie game lacks any teeth.

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4 / 10.0 - Troll and I
Mar 21, 2017

This is one Troll that should have stayed under the bridge.

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Feb 28, 2017

Trio of Towns offers a wide variety for players to enjoy, but is marred by a few technical weeds in the garden.

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Feb 21, 2017

Berserk is a bloody good time that is sure to please fans of the anime and Warriors games alike.

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Nov 22, 2016

Assassin’s Creed: The Ezio Collection is a product that just makes me tired.

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For more information on Nobunaga Oda's life, visit a local game store and pick up Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence - Ascension

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Oct 25, 2016

Corpse Party on 3DS is an improvement on an already excellent game.

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7 / 10.0 - Aragami
Oct 17, 2016

Until From makes a proper Tenchu game, Aragami will fill your ninja needs!

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Oct 7, 2016

Paper Mario: Color Splash is an absolute delight.

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9 / 10.0 - Yo-Kai Watch 2
Oct 6, 2016

Yo-Kai Watch 2 is a fantastic sequel to a fantastic game.

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Sep 20, 2016

Payday 2: Crimewave Edition is the perfect game for current-gen owners who have always wanted to rob a bank, but never wanted to go to jail.

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Sep 8, 2016

If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, then Nuka-World is the crappiest place in the Wasteland.

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8 / 10.0 - Worms W.M.D
Aug 25, 2016

While it does feel like the series hit its plateau a while back, Worms W.M.D is a welcome addition to the series, being beautifully crafted and as fun as ever.

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Aug 18, 2016

Layers of Fear: Inheritance far too reliant on jump-scares, while somehow not even fully understanding what makes those scares effective.

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Little King’s Story is a game that’ll make you say, “oh I just can’t wait to be king.”

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8.5 / 10.0 - Unholy Heights
Jul 29, 2016

Unholy Heights is so good, it’ll make you feel sympathy for the devil.

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5 / 10.0 - Forced Showdown
Jul 13, 2016

Nothing about it feels genuine, nor is any of it engaging enough to sustain more than a few hours of interest.

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9 / 10.0 - Western Press
Jul 11, 2016

Western Press shoots from the hip, right through the heart.

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4 / 10.0 - Umbrella Corps
Jul 6, 2016

Umbrella Corps it’s neither fun nor fully functional to justify its existence.

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Blood and Wine is an expansion to raise a glass to.

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