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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

225 games reviewed
74.2 average score
80 median score
50.2% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Jul 22, 2024

Arranger: A Role-Puzzling Adventure made sliding-block puzzles fun and interesting. That in and of itself is the highest praise I could give it.

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Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition is both a loving celebration of the event's origins and a fun and exciting introduction to the world of speedrunning!

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6.5 / 10.0 - Let's School
Jul 15, 2024

Let's School has some interesting ideas, but fails to execute them in a satisfying way and is particularly unwieldy on the Switch.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Darkest Dungeon II
Jul 15, 2024

Much like its predecessor Darkest Dungeon II takes everything that was good about its previous release and perfectly tailors it to the Nintendo Switch.

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8 / 10.0 - Tchia
Jul 2, 2024

Despite a few technical hiccups on the Switch Tchia remains a wonderfully wholesome adventure.

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Jun 25, 2024

While it may feel like a step back from Luigi’s Mansion 3, Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is an excellent glow-up of an excellent 3DS game.

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Jun 24, 2024

Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble maintains the series’ iconic arcade fun while bringing fresh new elements to enhance the game like never before.

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9 / 10.0 - Riven
Jun 24, 2024

Much like its updated predecessor RIVEN is an incredible remake of one of gaming's most iconic puzzle games.

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Jun 13, 2024

An already amazing game gets a few upgrades, but most of all, it's a deserving second chance at life for a title that may have been overlooked previously.

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7.5 / 10.0 - V Rising
Jun 11, 2024

V Rising has a solid foundation and few interesting ideas, but hides them in the shadows of the games that inspired it.

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game takes a good premise from a bad movie and makes it into a mediocre game.

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7 / 10.0 - Capes
May 24, 2024

Capes is a good enough game, but lacks the necessary distinction to go up, up and away.

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6 / 10.0 - Bread & Fred
May 23, 2024

Bread & Fred has interesting ideas, but its frustrating execution and disrespect for the player’s time keep it from being enjoyable.

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May 23, 2024

Duck Detective - The Secret Salami is a charming, albeit somewhat flawed experience that ends far sooner than it begins.

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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is an excellent remake of an excellent game with enough modern additions to make it feel fresh and new.

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5 / 10.0 - Die by the Blade
May 16, 2024

I really wanted to like Die By The Blade, but clunky controls, half-baked gameplay and a lack of content make this less a Dual of Fates and more a battle of attrition.

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5 / 10.0 - Biomutant
May 13, 2024

Though updated ever-so-slightly, Biomutant remains the same unenjoyable game I played back in 2021. This mutant REALLY should have stayed in the Ooze.

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8 / 10.0 - Homeworld 3
May 10, 2024

Homeworld 3 balances incredibly technical gameplay with streamlined mechanics that is easy to get into, but difficult to master.

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9 / 10.0 - Animal Well
May 9, 2024

Animal Well kept me captivated from start to finish and long after. Fans of Metroid-likes NEED to play this.

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Apr 30, 2024

Endless Ocean Luminous occasionally has some interesting moments, but it squanders its potential with tedious gameplay and a boring sea.

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