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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

120 games reviewed
73.3 average score
80 median score
53.3% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
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4 / 10.0 - BIOMUTANT
May 24, 2021

Biomutant is the least fun I’ve had with a game in a while. Broken, shallow, and above all, BORING. This mutant should’ve stayed in the Ooze.

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May 11, 2021

New Pokémon Snap earns it’s name—maintaining what made the original so beloved, but making it feel fresh and exciting!

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8 / 10.0 - Narita Boy
Apr 30, 2021

Narita Boy is visually stunning and packed with great ideas; but for everything it does right, you can see how it could’ve done better.

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While I can’t say Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville is a bad game, it might not be a very good Switch game.

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Feb 24, 2021

Ghosts N’ Goblins Resurrection is a tough-as-nails good time.

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I don’t think Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury annoys me as much as it did on the Wii U, since the Switch already has the best Mario ever made on it; and I do think there is fun to be had with these games, even though I find them to be fairly frustrating. I would still recommend them if you enjoyed the originals, or maybe wanted to play them with younger gamers. Even though I might not go back to it very often, I don’t regret the time spent with it.

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Aug 27, 2020

Nodding Head Games' Raji: An Ancient Epic tells an interesting story but is simply not be functional enough to enjoy.

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Aug 21, 2020

Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time goes back to the past-for better or worse, as a fun, but somewhat shallow experience.

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8.5 / 10.0 - CrossCode
Aug 7, 2020

CrossCode is an excellent ARPG that's definitely worth rediscovering again.

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Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town is as perfect a remake of the Gameboy Advance classic as you can imagine.

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