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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

345 games reviewed
75.8 average score
80 median score
55.9% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
8 / 10.0 - D-topia
Jul 14, 2026

While it's not particularly complex, D-Topia offers a decent narrative experience rounded out by good characters and fun little puzzles.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Moonlight Peaks
Jul 6, 2026

Moonlight Peaks is a serviceable farming sim that nails the fundamentals while delivering a delightful Halloween-inspired aesthetic.

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Jul 1, 2026

Rhythm Heaven Groove is not only incredibly fun, backed by an amazing soundtrack, but it's so unbelievably accessible practically everyone can play it.

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9 / 10.0 - Star Fox
Jun 24, 2026

Star Fox maintains everything that was good about its N64 inspiration and enhances it with stellar visuals, an incredible soundtrack and masterful presentation.

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May 19, 2026

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is a unique and incredibly charming game that is constantly changing and constantly engaging.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Thick As Thieves
May 19, 2026

Thick as Thieves lays the foundation for an excellent stealth-based Immersive Sim, but locks so much of what could've been built on it behind draconian online multiplayer design.

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5.5 / 10.0 - Kiln
May 13, 2026

Much like the pottery it's based on, Kiln is a game that has some creativity but is pretty empty on the inside.

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May 12, 2026

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is an impressive port on Nintendo Switch 2-maintaining the fun and excitement of the films, and the impressive qualities of its console brethren.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Outbound
May 11, 2026

Outbound is a super-cozy trek through the wilderness that prioritizes player freedom, but might be too slow for fans of the genre.

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May 11, 2026

Call of the Elder Gods is a decent enough game, but its storytelling and puzzle design leaves a little to be desired

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10 / 10.0 - Mixtape
May 7, 2026

Mixtape is a greatest hits of gameplay, storytelling, music and animation. Its a true work of art that would be a crime not to experience.

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inKONBINI: One Store. Many Stories combines deceptively effective gameplay with some excellent storytelling for a captivating experience that will definitely make you a return customer!

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7 / 10.0 - Aphelion
Apr 28, 2026

Aphelion isn't a particularly bad game, but its gameplay and story are a little too safe to create an experience that is memorable.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Tides Of Tomorrow
Apr 21, 2026

Tides of Tomorrow takes an engaging story and utilizes an unbelievably dynamic way of telling it that combines community with player choice for an experience like no other.

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Apr 16, 2026

Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss has some interesting ideas, but it hides them behind poorly explained puzzles and deceptively linear design.

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Apr 15, 2026

While Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream offers a lot of the same fun and quirkiness as its predecessor, its commitment to player creativity also sacrifices a lot of what made the 3DS game great.

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8 / 10.0 - Town of Zoz
Apr 9, 2026

Town of Zoz blends engaging combat, farming/cooking elements, with an interesting story that is easy to get sucked into.

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8 / 10.0 - People of Note
Apr 7, 2026

Despite a few technical shortcomings, People of Note is a truly inventive game with a real sense of charm and a BANGING soundtrack.

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Mar 30, 2026

Super Meat Boy 3D has brief moments of fun, but messy controls make it feel a lot more frustrating than was initially intended.

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Mar 26, 2026

Kena: Bridge of Spirits is a solid port of a game that feels perfectly suited to a Nintendo console.

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