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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

327 games reviewed
75.6 average score
80 median score
55.7% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Mar 30, 2026

Super Meat Boy 3D has brief moments of fun, but messy controls make it feel a lot more frustrating than was initially intended.

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Mar 26, 2026

Kena: Bridge of Spirits is a solid port of a game that feels perfectly suited to a Nintendo console.

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The Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection is an excellent package of three solid games, filled to the brim with bonus content and QoL features.

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7 / 10.0 - Project Songbird
Mar 19, 2026

Project Songbird isn't a perfect experience, nor is it terribly scary, but it does enough right to merit a playthrough.

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Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection is the best the series has been so far, balancing a playfulness that is approachable for newcomers with a maturity that is perfect for longtime fans.

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Feb 10, 2026

Mario Tennis Fever combines the same fun and technicality of the classics in the series with a wealth of variety and new ideas that make it one of the best in the series.

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Feb 10, 2026

ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN combines so many of the things that make Suda 51's games so beloved and makes something fresh and insanely fun with them.

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Feb 9, 2026

The Super Bomberman Collection is a genuine celebration of the SNES era of Bomberman games. Five amazing games, tons of goodies, what more could you want?

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6.5 / 10.0 - I Hate This Place
Jan 28, 2026

I Hate This Place has some interesting ideas inspired by its comic-book origins, but its moment-to-moment gameplay is dull at the best of times and deeply frustrating at the worst.

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Jan 20, 2026

Arknights: Endfield combines fluid combat, elaborate factory simulation, and Death Stranding-esque building to create a gacha RPG like no other.

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Jan 16, 2026

BrokenLore: UNFOLLOW is a genuinely obnoxious game that barely understands the things it's trying to be about, let alone how to be scary.

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Dec 10, 2025

I'm surprised I hadn't heard much about Little Rocket Lab, considering my penchant for all things cute and cozy. I guess it had something to do with its

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9 / 10.0 - Routine
Dec 2, 2025

ROUTINE combines a retro-futuristic aesthetic with an unnerving sense of dread to create an incredibly engaging and highly atmospheric horror experience.

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Dec 2, 2025

While Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is incredibly fun as a straightforward shooter, its more guided nature and excessive handholding may deter hardcore fans of the series and genre.

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9 / 10.0 - Kirby Air Riders
Nov 19, 2025

Kirby Air Riders combines tight controls, excellent gameplay and a plethora of content to make the best mascot racing game on the Nintendo Switch 2.

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8 / 10.0 - Where Winds Meet
Nov 19, 2025

Where Winds Meet applies the action and charm of the Wuxia-style to a massive ARPG experience that's easy to get sucking into.

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10 / 10.0 - Demonschool
Nov 18, 2025

Demonschool is a straight-A Turn-Based Strategy game. Thoughtful, stylish, innovative and incredibly fun.

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While SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide isn't particularly challenging, it's well-written, consistently fun and fun enough to be enjoyed by Goofy Goobers, young and old.

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9 / 10.0 - Dispatch
Nov 12, 2025

Dispatch is an incredible narrative experience wrapped around an idea so good that it could stand alone as its own game.

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9 / 10.0 - Possessor(s)
Nov 11, 2025

Possessor(s) combines a compelling narrative, solid understanding of Metroid-like design and genuinely fun combat for an experience that is intensely captivating.

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