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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

139 games reviewed
74.0 average score
80 median score
52.5% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
9 / 10.0 - Digimon Survive
Aug 5, 2022

Digimon Survive balances an intriguing, more mature Digimon story with excellent turn-based strategy combat that evokes the spirit of the anime.

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Jul 4, 2022

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak is an amazing—albeit, questionably expensive add on.

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Mar 23, 2022

While a mostly fun experience, Kirby and the Forgotten Land definitely forgets a lot of the things that make the pink puffball’s games so unique.

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4.5 / 10.0 - Rune Factory 5
Mar 22, 2022

While not wholly deviod of quality, that Marvelous released Rune Factory 5 in it's current state, is pretty shameful.

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Mar 3, 2022

Triangle Strategy is a scalene in structure—functionally it works, but no one side feels equal.

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9 / 10.0 - Solar Ash
Dec 7, 2021

Solar Ash is a non-stop roller-coaster of pulse pounding gameplay and intriguing narrative. A must-play!

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9 / 10.0 - DUSK
Nov 15, 2021

DUSK is a bloody good time on Switch that perfectly evokes the spirit of the best 90’s shooters.

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7.5 / 10.0 - The Good Life
Nov 10, 2021

The Good Life is a strange mix of photography-game and life-sim, and while it's not perfect, its flaws are covered by a weirdly charming premise.

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Oct 26, 2021

But where Death’s Gambit: Afterlife falls apart, for me anyway, is that it’s just boring. That’s not to be confused with bad, because it definitely isn’t, but there really isn’t anything about it that made me want to keep playing it, or ever return to it—not when I would sooner go back to Bloodborne for the 19th time. It just looks and plays too much like other games before it, without anything wholly unique to separate it from the rest.

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Sep 29, 2021

Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania is a loving recreation and just pure, uncomplicated FUN!

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7 / 10.0 - Aragami 2
Sep 21, 2021

While Aragami 2 suffers some of the same flaws as its predecessor, it’s an excellent stealth game that’s sure to please most Ninjas.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Lost in Random
Sep 10, 2021

Like a toss of the dice, Lost in Random can be truly inspired at times, and a little underwhelming at others.

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9 / 10.0 - Garden Story
Aug 28, 2021

Garden Story is a wonderful and unique take on the sim-adventure genre, and it’s definitely worth a look.

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9 / 10.0 - Button City
Aug 9, 2021

Button City is an adorable, heartwarming little journey that will enamour all who play it.

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Jul 28, 2021

Chicory: A Colorful Tale is an absolute delight—fun, engrossing, and bursting with creativity!

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6 / 10.0 - Cris Tales
Jul 20, 2021

Cris Tales has a lot of great ideas, and an incredible style, but none of it really coalesces into a game I want to play.

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Despite a few things holding it back, I fell in love with Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin, and it’s all I want to play now.

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Jun 24, 2021

Mario Golf: Super Rush manages to be a mostly enjoyable experience, but feels undercooked compared to its predecessors.

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Jun 21, 2021

While the Ninja Gaiden Master Collection isn’t perfect on Switch, it’s nail-biting, Ninja fun that is definitely worth revisiting.

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4 / 10.0 - BIOMUTANT
May 24, 2021

Biomutant is the least fun I’ve had with a game in a while. Broken, shallow, and above all, BORING. This mutant should’ve stayed in the Ooze.

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