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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

362 games reviewed
75.8 average score
80 median score
55.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
9.5 / 10.0 - Phantom Blade Zero
Oct 26, 2026

S-Game's Phantom Blade Zero blends incredibly fluid combat with a gripping story for an action experience that is truly genre defying.

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9 / 10.0 - Mycopunk
Oct 22, 2026

Pigeons at Play and Devolver Digital's frantic fungus-based shooter Mycopunk is as fun as it is challenging for both solo players and multiplayer.

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Oct 20, 2026

Nintendo Switch Sports Resort remains as fun and innovative as seventh generation predecessor and even more reason to make the Switch to the new system.

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9 / 10.0 - Ratatan
Oct 12, 2026

Ratatan takes everything that was good about its spiritual predecessor and applies it to a faster, roguelike experience that really grooves.

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7 / 10.0 - Nivalis Nights
Oct 9, 2026

Nivalis Nights is a decent business management sim, but it fails to really build on its cyberpunk setting and gets a bit boring after a while.

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Oct 7, 2026

Order of the Sinking Star is the newest game from Thekla, Inc but are its puzzles enough to keep players engaged, or will they burn them out?

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Oct 2, 2026

Star Wars: Galactic Racer is a fun, albeit clumsy racing game that pairs fast-paced action with some unique roguelike mechanics.

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6 / 10.0 - Rivage
Oct 2, 2026

Rivage is a fine-enough puzzle game, but some questionable decisions make it a more frustrating than enjoyable experience.

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9 / 10.0 - TOEM 2
Sep 28, 2026

Something We Made's Toem 2 is a fantastic sequel that takes everything that made its predecessor great, and expands it.

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7 / 10.0 - Aniimo
Sep 15, 2026

Aniimo is Pawprint Studio's free-to-play creature capture game, but is it worth putting down Pokémon to play?

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4.5 / 10.0 - Starsand Island
Aug 17, 2026

Starsand Island is a decent farming sim, however the Nintendo Switch 2 version is filled with so many bugs, it needs an industrial-grade insecticide to make it playable.

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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered is a decent enough port, but nowhere near the level of quality it should be for what the system is capable of.

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Defender of the Crown: The Legend Returns can still be a bit obtuse at times, but makes up for it with fresh QoL improvements and a genuinely interesting new game mode.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Mistfall Hunter
Aug 7, 2026

Mistfall Hunter has a few good ideas, but lacklustre gameplay and somewhat shallow RPG elements make the extraction elements more monotonous than engaging.

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8 / 10.0 - Doloc Town
Aug 6, 2026

Doloc Town is a genuinely fun and incredibly adorable blend of farming sim and platformer set in a post-apocalyptic world, adding a genuinely unique vibe to the genre.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Splatoon Raiders
Jul 21, 2026

Splatoon Raiders is proof positive the series can evolve past its competitive multiplayer roots, creating a fun and engaging ARPG experience that's hard to put down.

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8 / 10.0 - Fading Echo
Jul 21, 2026

Fading Echo utilizes a really unique style for its aesthetic, platforming and combat for a truly engaging experience

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8 / 10.0 - D-topia
Jul 14, 2026

While it's not particularly complex, D-Topia offers a decent narrative experience rounded out by good characters and fun little puzzles.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Moonlight Peaks
Jul 6, 2026

Moonlight Peaks is a serviceable farming sim that nails the fundamentals while delivering a delightful Halloween-inspired aesthetic.

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Jul 1, 2026

Rhythm Heaven Groove is not only incredibly fun, backed by an amazing soundtrack, but it's so unbelievably accessible practically everyone can play it.

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