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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

296 games reviewed
74.9 average score
80 median score
54.1% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Aug 7, 2025

Static Dread: The Lighthouse was a small case of mistaken identity for me. In my haste to look it over before reviewing, the screenshots made it seem like

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8 / 10.0 - Ritual of Raven
Aug 1, 2025

Ritual of Raven combines the fundamentals of farming with the language of coding for an incredibly wholesome and engaging experience.

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8 / 10.0 - Wildgate
Jul 29, 2025

Moonshot Games' Wildgate is as chaotic as it is focused and consistently an engaging and fun experience.

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6 / 10.0 - Shadow Labyrinth
Jul 17, 2025

Shadow Labyrinth has a few interesting ideas, but this dark interpretation of PAC-MAN fails to deliver on the fundamentals of a Metroid-like experience.

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Jul 10, 2025

While Patapon 1+2 Replay is a pretty straightforward rerelease of its PSP counterparts, it remains an incredibly unique and deeply engaging set of games.

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8 / 10.0 - Luma Island
Jun 27, 2025

I'm honestly kind of surprised I hadn't heard of Luma Island before now. As much as I love farming sims, I think part of the double-edged sword of there being

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Jun 25, 2025

Ruffy and the Riverside is an incredibly charming game with one of the most unique gameplay mechanics I've seen in a while.

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Jun 23, 2025

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach takes its predecessor's foundation and builds a bigger, better game on top-keeping everything that worked, and improving what didn't 10-fold.

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8 / 10.0 - FBC: Firebreak
Jun 17, 2025

FBC: Firebreak takes the strangeness of the Control universe and applies it to a genuinely fun and challenging co-op shooter.

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8 / 10.0 - Tron: Catalyst
Jun 17, 2025

While I think TRON: Catalyst leaves a little to be desired, it's still an excellent action adventure and brings the TRON world to life in a way few games have.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Lies of P: Overture
Jun 12, 2025

Despite some strange balancing issues, Lies of P: Overture offers a plethora of incredible content to an already incredible game.

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Jun 10, 2025

Lost In Random: The Eternal Die is an intense action roguelike that blends challenge and RNG to perfectly suit its narrative and aesthetic themes.

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7 / 10.0 - Dragon is Dead
Jun 6, 2025

Dragon Is Dead has a great sense of style and a lot of good ideas, but its execution of mechanics makes it feel a bit confused about what it wants to be.

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May 28, 2025

Pipistrello and the Cursed YoYo is not only a loving tribute to classic GBA games, but a serious elevation of the style.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Trash Goblin
May 28, 2025

Trash Goblin has the foundation for a genuine cozy game, but implements half-hearted sim elements for an experience that never feels as satisfying as it could.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown is a new turn-based take on the iconic franchise from Strange Scaffold.

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May 21, 2025

Lynked: Banner of the Spark balances excellent dungeon crawling with solid town-building mechanics for a really satisfying experience

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May 20, 2025

Deliver At All Costs is a wildly chaotic and immensely fun experience that channels classic GTA and almost makes it a parody of itself.

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8 / 10.0 - Creature Keeper
May 8, 2025

Creature Keeper is an incredibly unique game that feels like a combination of Pokémon and The Legend of Zelda.

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6 / 10.0 - Empyreal
May 8, 2025

Despite its flashy looks, Empyreal is a bog-standard ARPG that somehow lacks any of the things that make these games fun and interesting.

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