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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

185 games reviewed
74.4 average score
80 median score
52.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
Feb 28, 2024

Ufouria: The Saga 2 is one of the most immediately charming and consistently interesting exploration games I’ve ever played.

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Feb 27, 2024

Penny’s Big Breakaway may not work all the time, but when it does, it's an incredibly fun and incredibly charming game that is almost impossible to stop playing.

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Shiren the Wanderer may have pioneered the roguelike genre, but this latest entry sure hasn’t advanced it in any positive way.

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Feb 21, 2024

King Arthur: Knight’s Tale is not a badly made game; it’s just boring, and that might be worse.

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8 / 10.0 - Promenade
Feb 20, 2024

Promenade is a wholesome, well-crafted and consistently surprising platformer that puts fun and creativity front and center.

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Feb 14, 2024

Mario Vs. Donkey Kong is an excellent little pocket puzzler that is sure to please fans and newcomers alike.

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6 / 10.0 - Foamstars
Feb 7, 2024

Foamstars isn’t terrible, but its uninspired gameplay, deficit of content, and obscene monetization make it a forgettable experience.

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Feb 2, 2024

Silent Hill: The Short Message is a boring, contrived, borderline offensive experience.

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While it may not blow anyone’s mind, Hidden Through Time 2: Myths & Magic is a serviceable hidden object game with an exception level editor.

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Jan 18, 2024

While not the most challenging puzzle game, ANOTHER Code: Recollection is an engaging enough experience for anyone interested in this unique Nintendo time capsule.

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6 / 10.0 - The Cub
Jan 17, 2024

With lacklustre gameplay, and an uninteresting world, The Cub ends up feeling like a cheap knock-off of the games that clearly inspired it.

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Dec 13, 2023

Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising is an intoxicating blend of style, accessibility and fun. Even if you don’t know the franchise, you’ll love this incredible fighter.

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6 / 10.0 - Born of Bread
Dec 4, 2023

Born of Bread is an honest attempt but it needed a lot more time in the oven to be truly great.

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Turok 3: Shadows of Oblivion Remastered is fine enough, but lacks the updates and charm of its predecessors.

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Nov 18, 2023

Dredge remains an incredibly playable and captivating game in a uniquely eerie package and while The Pale Reach DLC is a decent enough addition, it doesn’t offer enough to justify being paid content.

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9 / 10.0 - Super Mario RPG
Nov 15, 2023

Super Mario RPG is as good today as it was 27 years ago, and this remake simply brings it into the modern day.

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Nov 7, 2023

Unlike its titular hero, Ebenezer and the Invisible World learned naught from the mistakes of the past.

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Nov 1, 2023

There’s a lot I want to like about My Time at Sandrock, but outdated design and lacklustre visuals hold the game back—especially on the Switch.

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6 / 10.0 - Mail Time
Oct 26, 2023

Mail Time is less like cuddling up with a good book and more like falling asleep reading a Post Office pamphlet.

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9 / 10.0 - Ghostrunner 2
Oct 23, 2023

Ghostrunner II is an incredibly challenging and incredibly fun game that will test your every Ninja reflex and keep you coming back for more.

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