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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

309 games reviewed
75.3 average score
80 median score
54.7% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
9 / 10.0 - Dispatch
Nov 12, 2025

Dispatch is an incredible narrative experience wrapped around an idea so good that it could stand alone as its own game.

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9 / 10.0 - Possessor(s)
Nov 11, 2025

Possessor(s) combines a compelling narrative, solid understanding of Metroid-like design and genuinely fun combat for an experience that is intensely captivating.

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Oct 23, 2025

The Lonesome Guild may be a bit simple in its combat and puzzles, but its world and meta-narrative are incredibly touching and deeply captivating.

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Oct 20, 2025

Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit is both a charming love letter to the AVGN series and a challenging retro sidescroller that is immensely fun.

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9 / 10.0 - Keeper
Oct 17, 2025

Keeper takes a straightforward puzzle-based walking sim and elevates it tenfold with an unbelievable level of interactive storytelling.

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6 / 10.0 - Yooka-Replaylee
Oct 8, 2025

Yooka-Replayee does make some much needed improvements to the 2017 original, but fails to fix the fundamental flaws its predecessor so divisive.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Disgaea 7 Complete
Oct 3, 2025

Disgaea 7 Complete takes an excellent game and polishes it up for the Nintendo Switch 2 admirably.

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Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree has a lot of half-good ideas-each one marred by questionable design decisions.

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8.5 / 10.0 - LEGO Voyagers
Sep 15, 2025

LEGO Voyagers captures both the playful simplicity and wild creativity of playing with LEGO and transforms it into a joyful co-op experience.

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Sep 7, 2025

Hollow Knight: Silksong takes the masterclass design of its predecessor and elevates it to set a new gold standard in Metroid-like design.

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Sep 2, 2025

Despite not living up to its full potential on Switch 2, Daemon X Machina is still an incredibly fast-paced and fun action RPG.

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Aug 27, 2025

Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is not only a stellar remake of its DS counterpart, it may be the best entry in the series to date.

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7 / 10.0 - Herdling
Aug 21, 2025

Herdling is a captivating, albeit flawed experience that never has any low points, but never hits any genuine highs either.

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Aug 11, 2025

Mafia: The Old Country could've just been a movie-offering a great story but little else.

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Aug 7, 2025

Static Dread: The Lighthouse was a small case of mistaken identity for me. In my haste to look it over before reviewing, the screenshots made it seem like

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8 / 10.0 - Ritual of Raven
Aug 1, 2025

Ritual of Raven combines the fundamentals of farming with the language of coding for an incredibly wholesome and engaging experience.

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8 / 10.0 - Wildgate
Jul 29, 2025

Moonshot Games' Wildgate is as chaotic as it is focused and consistently an engaging and fun experience.

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6 / 10.0 - Shadow Labyrinth
Jul 17, 2025

Shadow Labyrinth has a few interesting ideas, but this dark interpretation of PAC-MAN fails to deliver on the fundamentals of a Metroid-like experience.

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Jul 10, 2025

While Patapon 1+2 Replay is a pretty straightforward rerelease of its PSP counterparts, it remains an incredibly unique and deeply engaging set of games.

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8 / 10.0 - Luma Island
Jun 27, 2025

I'm honestly kind of surprised I hadn't heard of Luma Island before now. As much as I love farming sims, I think part of the double-edged sword of there being

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