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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

146 games reviewed
74.7 average score
80 median score
54.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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Nov 24, 2022

My Fantastic Ranch is a gentle dip into the Simulation pool’s shallow end that will definitely whet the appetite for more advanced experiences.

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Doraemon Story of Seasons: Friends of the Great Kingdom is a great game and an even greater collaboration between iconic franchises.

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9 / 10.0 - Potionomics
Nov 5, 2022

Potionomics is a genuinely unique take on the sim genre that blends strategy with fun, and bolsters it with lovable and engaging characters.

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9 / 10.0 - Persona 5 Royal
Oct 17, 2022

Persona 5 Royal may be one of the best Switch-ports to date, and should absolutely be played by fans and newcomers alike.

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9 / 10.0 - Digimon Survive
Aug 5, 2022

Digimon Survive balances an intriguing, more mature Digimon story with excellent turn-based strategy combat that evokes the spirit of the anime.

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Jul 4, 2022

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak is an amazing—albeit, questionably expensive add on.

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May 23, 2022

Salt and Sacrifice is bloody, brutal, and beyond enjoyable!

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Mar 23, 2022

While a mostly fun experience, Kirby and the Forgotten Land definitely forgets a lot of the things that make the pink puffball’s games so unique.

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4.5 / 10.0 - Rune Factory 5
Mar 22, 2022

While not wholly deviod of quality, that Marvelous released Rune Factory 5 in it's current state, is pretty shameful.

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Mar 3, 2022

Triangle Strategy is a scalene in structure—functionally it works, but no one side feels equal.

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9 / 10.0 - Solar Ash
Dec 7, 2021

Solar Ash is a non-stop roller-coaster of pulse pounding gameplay and intriguing narrative. A must-play!

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9 / 10.0 - DUSK
Nov 15, 2021

DUSK is a bloody good time on Switch that perfectly evokes the spirit of the best 90’s shooters.

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7.5 / 10.0 - The Good Life
Nov 10, 2021

The Good Life is a strange mix of photography-game and life-sim, and while it's not perfect, its flaws are covered by a weirdly charming premise.

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Oct 26, 2021

But where Death’s Gambit: Afterlife falls apart, for me anyway, is that it’s just boring. That’s not to be confused with bad, because it definitely isn’t, but there really isn’t anything about it that made me want to keep playing it, or ever return to it—not when I would sooner go back to Bloodborne for the 19th time. It just looks and plays too much like other games before it, without anything wholly unique to separate it from the rest.

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Sep 29, 2021

Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania is a loving recreation and just pure, uncomplicated FUN!

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7 / 10.0 - Aragami 2
Sep 21, 2021

While Aragami 2 suffers some of the same flaws as its predecessor, it’s an excellent stealth game that’s sure to please most Ninjas.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Lost in Random
Sep 10, 2021

Like a toss of the dice, Lost in Random can be truly inspired at times, and a little underwhelming at others.

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9 / 10.0 - Garden Story
Aug 28, 2021

Garden Story is a wonderful and unique take on the sim-adventure genre, and it’s definitely worth a look.

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