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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

352 games reviewed
75.7 average score
80 median score
55.7% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
4.5 / 10.0 - Starsand Island
Aug 17, 2026

Starsand Island is a decent farming sim, however the Nintendo Switch 2 version is filled with so many bugs, it needs an industrial-grade insecticide to make it playable.

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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered is a decent enough port, but nowhere near the level of quality it should be for what the system is capable of.

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Defender of the Crown: The Legend Returns can still be a bit obtuse at times, but makes up for it with fresh QoL improvements and a genuinely interesting new game mode.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Mistfall Hunter
Aug 7, 2026

Mistfall Hunter has a few good ideas, but lacklustre gameplay and somewhat shallow RPG elements make the extraction elements more monotonous than engaging.

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8 / 10.0 - Doloc Town
Aug 6, 2026

Doloc Town is a genuinely fun and incredibly adorable blend of farming sim and platformer set in a post-apocalyptic world, adding a genuinely unique vibe to the genre.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Splatoon Raiders
Jul 21, 2026

Splatoon Raiders is proof positive the series can evolve past its competitive multiplayer roots, creating a fun and engaging ARPG experience that's hard to put down.

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8 / 10.0 - Fading Echo
Jul 21, 2026

Fading Echo utilizes a really unique style for its aesthetic, platforming and combat for a truly engaging experience

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8 / 10.0 - D-topia
Jul 14, 2026

While it's not particularly complex, D-Topia offers a decent narrative experience rounded out by good characters and fun little puzzles.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Moonlight Peaks
Jul 6, 2026

Moonlight Peaks is a serviceable farming sim that nails the fundamentals while delivering a delightful Halloween-inspired aesthetic.

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Jul 1, 2026

Rhythm Heaven Groove is not only incredibly fun, backed by an amazing soundtrack, but it's so unbelievably accessible practically everyone can play it.

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9 / 10.0 - Star Fox
Jun 24, 2026

Star Fox maintains everything that was good about its N64 inspiration and enhances it with stellar visuals, an incredible soundtrack and masterful presentation.

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May 19, 2026

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is a unique and incredibly charming game that is constantly changing and constantly engaging.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Thick As Thieves
May 19, 2026

Thick as Thieves lays the foundation for an excellent stealth-based Immersive Sim, but locks so much of what could've been built on it behind draconian online multiplayer design.

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5.5 / 10.0 - Kiln
May 13, 2026

Much like the pottery it's based on, Kiln is a game that has some creativity but is pretty empty on the inside.

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May 12, 2026

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is an impressive port on Nintendo Switch 2-maintaining the fun and excitement of the films, and the impressive qualities of its console brethren.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Outbound
May 11, 2026

Outbound is a super-cozy trek through the wilderness that prioritizes player freedom, but might be too slow for fans of the genre.

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May 11, 2026

Call of the Elder Gods is a decent enough game, but its storytelling and puzzle design leaves a little to be desired

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10 / 10.0 - Mixtape
May 7, 2026

Mixtape is a greatest hits of gameplay, storytelling, music and animation. Its a true work of art that would be a crime not to experience.

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inKONBINI: One Store. Many Stories combines deceptively effective gameplay with some excellent storytelling for a captivating experience that will definitely make you a return customer!

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7 / 10.0 - Aphelion
Apr 28, 2026

Aphelion isn't a particularly bad game, but its gameplay and story are a little too safe to create an experience that is memorable.

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