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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

201 games reviewed
74.2 average score
75 median score
49.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
6 / 10.0 - The Cub
Jan 17, 2024

With lacklustre gameplay, and an uninteresting world, The Cub ends up feeling like a cheap knock-off of the games that clearly inspired it.

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Dec 13, 2023

Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising is an intoxicating blend of style, accessibility and fun. Even if you don’t know the franchise, you’ll love this incredible fighter.

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6 / 10.0 - Born of Bread
Dec 4, 2023

Born of Bread is an honest attempt but it needed a lot more time in the oven to be truly great.

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Turok 3: Shadows of Oblivion Remastered is fine enough, but lacks the updates and charm of its predecessors.

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Nov 18, 2023

Dredge remains an incredibly playable and captivating game in a uniquely eerie package and while The Pale Reach DLC is a decent enough addition, it doesn’t offer enough to justify being paid content.

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9 / 10.0 - Super Mario RPG
Nov 15, 2023

Super Mario RPG is as good today as it was 27 years ago, and this remake simply brings it into the modern day.

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Nov 7, 2023

Unlike its titular hero, Ebenezer and the Invisible World learned naught from the mistakes of the past.

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Nov 1, 2023

There’s a lot I want to like about My Time at Sandrock, but outdated design and lacklustre visuals hold the game back—especially on the Switch.

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6 / 10.0 - Mail Time
Oct 26, 2023

Mail Time is less like cuddling up with a good book and more like falling asleep reading a Post Office pamphlet.

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9 / 10.0 - Ghostrunner 2
Oct 23, 2023

Ghostrunner II is an incredibly challenging and incredibly fun game that will test your every Ninja reflex and keep you coming back for more.

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Oct 18, 2023

Super Mario Bros. Wonder is a complete reinvention of everything that makes the franchise great, and the best 2D Mario game ever made.

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9 / 10.0 - World of Horror
Oct 18, 2023

World of Horror is an intense and existential horror experience that perfectly captures the work that inspired it.

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Oct 9, 2023

Detective Pikachu Returns may not be the most puzzling of adventures, but it's fun and charming enough to stay engaging.

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9 / 10.0 - Lies of P
Sep 13, 2023

Lies of P exceeds its SoulsBorne inspirations and is easily one of the best games of the year.

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Aug 29, 2023

Despite feeling a bit more streamlined and simplistic than its predecessors, Trine 5: A Clockwork Conspiracy is another solid entry into the franchise.

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Aug 28, 2023

Samba De Amigo: Party Central may not a perfect experience, but it’s fun enough to be a fun addition to any Friday night get-together.

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Jul 24, 2023

Koa and the Five Pirates of Mara is a decent, albeit very basic platformer that does enough to be mildly entertaining, but not enough to have a lasting presence.

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9 / 10.0 - Viewfinder
Jul 18, 2023

Viewfinder is an incredible mind-bending puzzle game that never stops innovating and never stops being fun.

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Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE has some interesting ideas in isolation, but they never fully come together in a way that’s fun or fluid.

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Jun 20, 2023

Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life remains both an oddity and a gem, and is a must play for fans of the farming sim.

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