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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

339 games reviewed
75.7 average score
80 median score
55.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
6.5 / 10.0 - I Hate This Place
Jan 28, 2026

I Hate This Place has some interesting ideas inspired by its comic-book origins, but its moment-to-moment gameplay is dull at the best of times and deeply frustrating at the worst.

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Jan 20, 2026

Arknights: Endfield combines fluid combat, elaborate factory simulation, and Death Stranding-esque building to create a gacha RPG like no other.

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Jan 16, 2026

BrokenLore: UNFOLLOW is a genuinely obnoxious game that barely understands the things it's trying to be about, let alone how to be scary.

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Dec 10, 2025

Little Rocket Lab combines engaging, methodical Factory Sim elements with cozy farming sim aesthetics for an incredibly satisfying experience.

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9 / 10.0 - Routine
Dec 2, 2025

ROUTINE combines a retro-futuristic aesthetic with an unnerving sense of dread to create an incredibly engaging and highly atmospheric horror experience.

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Dec 2, 2025

While Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is incredibly fun as a straightforward shooter, its more guided nature and excessive handholding may deter hardcore fans of the series and genre.

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9 / 10.0 - Kirby Air Riders
Nov 19, 2025

Kirby Air Riders combines tight controls, excellent gameplay and a plethora of content to make the best mascot racing game on the Nintendo Switch 2.

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8 / 10.0 - Where Winds Meet
Nov 19, 2025

Where Winds Meet applies the action and charm of the Wuxia-style to a massive ARPG experience that's easy to get sucking into.

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10 / 10.0 - Demonschool
Nov 18, 2025

Demonschool is a straight-A Turn-Based Strategy game. Thoughtful, stylish, innovative and incredibly fun.

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While SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide isn't particularly challenging, it's well-written, consistently fun and fun enough to be enjoyed by Goofy Goobers, young and old.

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9 / 10.0 - Dispatch
Nov 12, 2025

Dispatch is an incredible narrative experience wrapped around an idea so good that it could stand alone as its own game.

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9 / 10.0 - Possessor(s)
Nov 11, 2025

Possessor(s) combines a compelling narrative, solid understanding of Metroid-like design and genuinely fun combat for an experience that is intensely captivating.

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Oct 23, 2025

The Lonesome Guild may be a bit simple in its combat and puzzles, but its world and meta-narrative are incredibly touching and deeply captivating.

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Oct 20, 2025

Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit is both a charming love letter to the AVGN series and a challenging retro sidescroller that is immensely fun.

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9 / 10.0 - Keeper
Oct 17, 2025

Keeper takes a straightforward puzzle-based walking sim and elevates it tenfold with an unbelievable level of interactive storytelling.

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6 / 10.0 - Yooka-Replaylee
Oct 8, 2025

Yooka-Replayee does make some much needed improvements to the 2017 original, but fails to fix the fundamental flaws its predecessor so divisive.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Disgaea 7 Complete
Oct 3, 2025

Disgaea 7 Complete takes an excellent game and polishes it up for the Nintendo Switch 2 admirably.

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Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree has a lot of half-good ideas-each one marred by questionable design decisions.

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8.5 / 10.0 - LEGO Voyagers
Sep 15, 2025

LEGO Voyagers captures both the playful simplicity and wild creativity of playing with LEGO and transforms it into a joyful co-op experience.

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Sep 7, 2025

Hollow Knight: Silksong takes the masterclass design of its predecessor and elevates it to set a new gold standard in Metroid-like design.

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