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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

249 games reviewed
74.6 average score
80 median score
51.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
5 / 10.0 - Biomutant
May 13, 2024

Though updated ever-so-slightly, Biomutant remains the same unenjoyable game I played back in 2021. This mutant REALLY should have stayed in the Ooze.

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8 / 10.0 - Homeworld 3
May 10, 2024

Homeworld 3 balances incredibly technical gameplay with streamlined mechanics that is easy to get into, but difficult to master.

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9 / 10.0 - Animal Well
May 9, 2024

Animal Well kept me captivated from start to finish and long after. Fans of Metroid-likes NEED to play this.

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Apr 30, 2024

Endless Ocean Luminous occasionally has some interesting moments, but it squanders its potential with tedious gameplay and a boring sea.

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If you missed it back in 2011, El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON HD Remaster is a second chance to experience a MUST PLAY in gaming.

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Apr 24, 2024

Another Crab’s Treasure blends fun, challenge and accessibility for a gem of an experience.

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I was shell-shocked by the pathetic mediocrity of TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants.

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6 / 10.0 - Top Spin 2K25
Apr 22, 2024

If you enjoy over-indulgent, over-technical gameplay as opposed to genuine fun then Top Spin 2K25 is the game for you!

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7 / 10.0 - Grounded
Apr 18, 2024

Grounded on the Nintendo Switch sacrifices a bit of visual fidelity for a really solid port of an incredibly quirky survival game.

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8 / 10.0 - Botany Manor
Apr 8, 2024

Botany Manor is like spending a Fall afternoon with a hot cup of tea and a good puzzle—relaxing, challenging and beautiful to look at.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Felix the Cat
Apr 2, 2024

While it's a fine little nostalgia trip, unlike the titular character, the Felix the Cat collection is a bag lacking a lot of tricks.

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8 / 10.0 - Open Roads
Mar 27, 2024

Open Roads is a heartfelt and captivating journey made more interesting by its mother-daughter leads.

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Mar 26, 2024

The Grandia HD Collection is a solid, albeit, late entry to the PS4 and Xbox One’s library.

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Mar 21, 2024

Princess Peach: Showtime! is an easy-to-understand, incredibly fun-to-play game with a style and charm that is sure to delight.

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Mar 14, 2024

Outcast - A New Beginning will certainly please fans of the original, but its lack of anything unique and somewhat outdated gameplay may not impress others.

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6.5 / 10.0 - REVEIL
Mar 12, 2024

REVEIL is fine as a mildly spooky walking sim, but it commits so many sins of horror games that it ends up boring at best and frustrating at worst.

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Taxi Life: A City Driving Simulator is an incredibly authentic game that is only held back by some mild performance issues.

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Mar 6, 2024

Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley is a sweet, charming and uniquely interesting puzzle game that perfectly captures the heart and spirit of the Moomin series.

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Feb 28, 2024

Ufouria: The Saga 2 is one of the most immediately charming and consistently interesting exploration games I’ve ever played.

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Feb 27, 2024

Penny’s Big Breakaway may not work all the time, but when it does, it's an incredibly fun and incredibly charming game that is almost impossible to stop playing.

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