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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

343 games reviewed
75.8 average score
80 median score
56.0% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
7 / 10.0 - Dragon is Dead
Jun 6, 2025

Dragon Is Dead has a great sense of style and a lot of good ideas, but its execution of mechanics makes it feel a bit confused about what it wants to be.

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May 28, 2025

Pipistrello and the Cursed YoYo is not only a loving tribute to classic GBA games, but a serious elevation of the style.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Trash Goblin
May 28, 2025

Trash Goblin has the foundation for a genuine cozy game, but implements half-hearted sim elements for an experience that never feels as satisfying as it could.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown is a new turn-based take on the iconic franchise from Strange Scaffold.

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May 21, 2025

Lynked: Banner of the Spark balances excellent dungeon crawling with solid town-building mechanics for a really satisfying experience

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May 20, 2025

Deliver At All Costs is a wildly chaotic and immensely fun experience that channels classic GTA and almost makes it a parody of itself.

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8 / 10.0 - Creature Keeper
May 8, 2025

Creature Keeper is an incredibly unique game that feels like a combination of Pokémon and The Legend of Zelda.

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6 / 10.0 - Empyreal
May 8, 2025

Despite its flashy looks, Empyreal is a bog-standard ARPG that somehow lacks any of the things that make these games fun and interesting.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Captain Blood
May 5, 2025

Captain Blood looks and plays like an early 2000s Hack & Slash, for better AND worse.

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9 / 10.0 - Shotgun Cop Man
Apr 30, 2025

Shotgun Cop Man utilizes a unique gun-based movement style to create an arcade action experience that is deeply engaging and incredibly fun.

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6 / 10.0 - Moroi
Apr 30, 2025

Moroi has a genuinely unique aesthetic and a distinct sense of atmosphere, but little else going for it.

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Apr 22, 2025

Amerzone - The Explorer’s Legacy takes the excellent fundamentals established by its predecessor and enhances them tenfold with modern gaming sensibilities and unbelievable visual polish.

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Lost Records: Bloom & Rage - Tape 2 not only fails to conclude its story in a meaningful way, it highlights all the ways the entire story's structure doesn't really work.

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The Hundred Line - Last Defence Academy is a pretty solid turn-based strategy game buried under an avalanche of terrible anime tropes and mediocre storytelling.

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Apr 17, 2025

Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds Ultimate takes the solid foundation of a Beat ‘Em Up and applies 2D Fighter controls to it for a fast, arcade-style action that’s impossible to put down.

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6 / 10.0 - Rusty Rabbit
Apr 14, 2025

Rusty Rabbit has some interesting ideas, but they’re buried under tedious and somewhat undercooked gameplay.

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8 / 10.0 - Star Overdrive
Apr 9, 2025

While it could’ve been a bit more fleshed out, Star Overdrive is a genuinely fun version of: “What if Breath of the Wild was Tony Hawk?”

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With updated controls and modern visuals enhancing the experience, Croc: Legend of the Gobbos is a PlayStation classic worth revisiting!

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9 / 10.0 - Look Outside
Mar 21, 2025

Look Outside is genuinely one of the scariest games I've played since P.T., and that's an incredibly high bar to clear.

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8.5 / 10.0 - KAISERPUNK
Mar 21, 2025

Kaiserpunk brings the creativity and consideration for construction of a Sim Game to the deep strategy and nuance of the 4X genre.

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