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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

249 games reviewed
74.6 average score
80 median score
51.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Oct 9, 2023

Detective Pikachu Returns may not be the most puzzling of adventures, but it's fun and charming enough to stay engaging.

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9 / 10.0 - Lies of P
Sep 13, 2023

Lies of P exceeds its SoulsBorne inspirations and is easily one of the best games of the year.

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Aug 29, 2023

Despite feeling a bit more streamlined and simplistic than its predecessors, Trine 5: A Clockwork Conspiracy is another solid entry into the franchise.

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Aug 28, 2023

Samba De Amigo: Party Central may not a perfect experience, but it’s fun enough to be a fun addition to any Friday night get-together.

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Jul 24, 2023

Koa and the Five Pirates of Mara is a decent, albeit very basic platformer that does enough to be mildly entertaining, but not enough to have a lasting presence.

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9 / 10.0 - Viewfinder
Jul 18, 2023

Viewfinder is an incredible mind-bending puzzle game that never stops innovating and never stops being fun.

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Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE has some interesting ideas in isolation, but they never fully come together in a way that’s fun or fluid.

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Jun 20, 2023

Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life remains both an oddity and a gem, and is a must play for fans of the farming sim.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Darkest Dungeon II
May 22, 2023

Darkest Dungeon II keeps everything good from the original and elevates it to create something different but equally brutal.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Tron: Identity
Apr 11, 2023

TRON: Identity is a short, sweet, and incredibly engaging interactive novel that perfectly captures the essence of the franchise.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Have a Nice Death
Mar 28, 2023

Have a Nice Death mixes fast-paced combat with roguelike elements for an experience you’ll be DYING to keep playing.

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6 / 10.0 - Storyteller
Mar 22, 2023

Storyteller is a mediocre game that can GENEROUSLY be called a puzzle-solver, but isn’t nearly as creative as it thinks it is.

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Bayonetta Origins is a sub-par experience marred by sloppy combat and only somewhat redeemed by an incredible visual style.

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Mar 6, 2023

Pronty strives for Metroid’s depth but ends up a shallow dip in contaminated waters.

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Feb 25, 2023

Tales of Symphonia Remastered is a solid, albeit dated trip down memory lane.

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6 / 10.0 - Blanc
Feb 14, 2023

Blanc is a beautiful-looking game that would’ve been a better movie.

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8 / 10.0 - The Pathless
Feb 1, 2023

The Pathless focuses on style and fast-paced movement and does it well, but leaves a bit to be desired on the Nintendo Switch.

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9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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Nov 24, 2022

My Fantastic Ranch is a gentle dip into the Simulation pool’s shallow end that will definitely whet the appetite for more advanced experiences.

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