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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

304 games reviewed
75.0 average score
80 median score
53.9% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Jun 2, 2020

While it's by no means a bad game, Saints Row: The Third Remastered may be just a bit too dated for newcomers to fully enjoy.

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4 / 10.0 - Daymare: 1998
May 22, 2020

Daymare 1998 is true to it's name in all the worst ways. Uninspired, dreadful to play, and not the least bit scary.

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Mar 16, 2020

Animal Crossing: New Horizons takes everything good about Animal Crossing, and improves it ten-fold.

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Feb 20, 2020

Darksiders Genesis is basically a Diablo clone that forgot to clone Diablo.

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Feb 13, 2020

Zombie Army 4 is both challenging and fun; and great to play alone or in a group.

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7 / 10.0 - 198X
Jan 27, 2020

While by no means a bad game, 198X is a bit like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling.

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Nov 20, 2019

Despite a few minor flaws, and an avalanche of controversy, Pokémon Sword and Shield prove themselves to be excellent games, and stellar new Pokémon adventures.

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Oct 28, 2019

Luigi's Mansion 3 is a graveyard smash you don't want to miss!

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7.5 / 10.0 - MediEvil
Oct 24, 2019

For better or worse, MediEvil is a PS4 game that plays like a PSX game.

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Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered will remind you that bustin' indeed makes you feel good.

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Sep 9, 2019

Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Switch needs to have CPS called on it.

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What Friday the 13th: The Game on Switch lacks in graphical fidelity, it makes up for in consistent fun.

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9 / 10.0 - My Friend Pedro
Jun 20, 2019

Friend Pedro is a ridiculously good time; challenging, stylish, incredibly fun and endlessly playable. Do yourself a favour and make this game YOUR friend.

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Apr 25, 2019

Dragon's Dogma stands the test of time and is excellently recreated on Switch.

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Mar 27, 2019

Like a Pop-Up Book, Crafted World is creative and fun, but only paper-thin.

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For as great as Bowser's Inside Story is, it does little to justify busting out the 3DS again.

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Dec 24, 2018

The latest entry in RollerCoaster Tycoon franchise is less a Fun-House and more a nauseating ride on the Tilt-o-Whirl.

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Dec 6, 2018

The newest entry in the Smash Bros series truly earns the title of Ultimate.

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7 / 10.0 - Luigi's Mansion
Oct 22, 2018

Luigi's Mansion remains the classic it always was, but it's little more than 3DS life-support.

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Oct 16, 2018

While Starlink shot for the moon and missed, it still managed to lands amongst the stars.

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