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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

220 games reviewed
74.1 average score
75 median score
49.5% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
5 / 10.0 - Empire of Sin
Mar 12, 2021

Empire of Sin is definitely an offer you can refuse.

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7 / 10.0 - Cyber Shadow
Mar 5, 2021

While Cyber Shadow is fundamentally a solid game, it does go to show that some robot ninjas aren’t built as well as others.

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Feb 24, 2021

Ghosts N’ Goblins Resurrection is a tough-as-nails good time.

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While Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury still doesn’t exactly do it for me, there’s enough in here to please most Mario fans, and maybe some who missed it on the Wii U.

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Dec 29, 2020

Katamari Damacy Reroll remains one of the most fun and most imaginative games, brought even more to life in glorious HD!

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6 / 10.0 - The Long Dark
Oct 7, 2020

The Long Dark is a mostly functional game, but it’s dated survival mechanics make it a mostly forgettable experience.

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Aug 27, 2020

Nodding Head Games' Raji: An Ancient Epic tells an interesting story but is simply not be functional enough to enjoy.

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Aug 21, 2020

Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time goes back to the past-for better or worse, as a fun, but somewhat shallow experience.

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8.5 / 10.0 - CrossCode
Aug 7, 2020

CrossCode is an excellent ARPG that's definitely worth rediscovering again.

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Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town is as perfect a remake of the Gameboy Advance classic as you can imagine.

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8 / 10.0 - Ninjala
Jul 2, 2020

It's a little early to say if Ninjala will stand up with the likes of Fortnite or Splatoon, but it's a creative, fun, and charming game that we should be keeping an eye on.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Summer in Mara
Jun 30, 2020

While Summer in Mara is a game with a lot of heart; its gameplay is a bit too monotonous to be enjoyable for even diehard fans of games like Harvest Moon.

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The Isle of Armor isn't much, but it's a nice addition of content for an already great Pokémon game.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Outbuddies DX
Jun 17, 2020

With only a cursory understanding of what makes a "Metroidvania" interesting, Outbuddies is a game you don't need to explore.

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8 / 10.0 - The Outer Worlds
Jun 4, 2020

While definitely a downgrade, The Outer Worlds remains an incredible game, made even better by the prospect of portability

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Jun 3, 2020

While it may not be my cup of tea, Borderlands Legendary Collection is a solid collection of games, and an admirable addition to the Switch's library.

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Jun 2, 2020

While it's by no means a bad game, Saints Row: The Third Remastered may be just a bit too dated for newcomers to fully enjoy.

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4 / 10.0 - Daymare: 1998
May 22, 2020

Daymare 1998 is true to it's name in all the worst ways. Uninspired, dreadful to play, and not the least bit scary.

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Mar 16, 2020

Animal Crossing: New Horizons takes everything good about Animal Crossing, and improves it ten-fold.

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Feb 20, 2020

Darksiders Genesis is basically a Diablo clone that forgot to clone Diablo.

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