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Chris White

WhiteRiot1983

Favorite Games:
  • Shenmue
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Fallout 3

819 games reviewed
79.7 average score
80 median score
67.2% of games recommended

Chris White's Reviews

I write about video games for God is a Geek. I'm a pretty cool guy, just ask my mum.
7.5 / 10.0 - Brut@l
Aug 2, 2016

A neat dungeon crawler offering some fluid combat, with tough challenges wrapped up in an art style straight out of Tron.

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9 / 10.0 - Headlander
Jul 25, 2016

An excellent side-scrolling Metroidvania game, with nostalgic undertones and great gameplay, helping it thrive in its science fiction paradise.

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7 / 10.0 - Human: Fall Flat
Jul 22, 2016

A fresh take on the physics-based video games we’re used to, but gets tied up with awkward camera angles and tricky movement.

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Jul 22, 2016

A wonderfully designed zombie romp, providing a tough challenge with some fantastic humour and music along the way.

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Jul 15, 2016

Crush Your Enemies is an RTS that’ll hold your attention for a little while, with toilet humour you’ll either appreciate or hate, but there are plenty of better games in the genre already on the market.

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Jul 13, 2016

Monster Hunter Generations is a great action-RPG for longstanding fans and newcomers who want a challenge like nothing they’ve played before.

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Jul 7, 2016

Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII is a good RTS, but there’s plenty to learn that may put off those looking for a shorter and snappier experience.

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes in Heaven features fun combat and a crazy story you’ll find hard not to get sucked into.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Prison Architect
Jun 28, 2016

Prison Architect is a fantastic strategy sim which highlights both the difficulty of running a prison and keeping a lot of prisoners happy.

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Jun 27, 2016

A weak football simulation that lacks any real depth, making you wonder what the necessity of trying to bring back was.

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3.5 / 10.0 - Umbrella Corps
Jun 24, 2016

Umbrella Corps is a weak shooter that seems far too rushed and empty for any real fun to be had with it.

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9 / 10.0 - Duskers
Jun 10, 2016

Duskers is a highly original game that features one of the greatest, most atmospheric environments I’ve seen in a long time.

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Jun 6, 2016

If you can look past the weak story and the dull characters, Mirror's Edge Catalyst has some of the best gameplay mechanics on the current gen by far.

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Does a good job of showcasing the spirit of the turtles, but never reaches its potential and will let you down with repetitive combat, lack of local co-op and bland environments.

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Jun 2, 2016

Another solid entry into the series and fans of the series so far will love the new challenges it presents.

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May 25, 2016

Warhammer is an excellent turn-based strategy that takes the best of Total War and Warhammer, and melds them together wonderfully.

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4 / 10.0 - Shadwen
May 23, 2016

A disappointing stealth title that could have been so much more, giving you little more than a few hours of enjoyment before everything begins to grate on you.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Shadow of the Beast
May 16, 2016

A surprisingly fun platformer that'll keep you hooked with its fluid combat and varied boss fights.

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Big Pharma’s Marketing and Malpractice DLC breathes new life into the relatively simple strategy sim by playing havoc with your moral compass.

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Apr 27, 2016

Hitman's second mission in Sapienza is a great example of fantastic gameplay, with plenty of replayability and one of the most stunning environments I've ever seen.

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