Christopher Teuton


53 games reviewed
72.8 average score
80 median score
75.5% of games recommended
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Destroy All Humans!'s remake definitely feels old-fashioned.

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Jul 14, 2020

Ghost of Tsushima is the best Assassin's Creed game there is, and likely the closest many users will ever get to experiencing what it's like to be a samurai in 11th century Japan.

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Aftermath gives MK11 the ending it needed.

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May 15, 2020

Although they're mainly known for maintaining the video game distribution network Steam these days, it's important to remember how instrumental Valve's games have been in moving the video game industry forward. With the recent release of Half-Life: Alyx, Valve's most impressive title yet, it's hard not to think that a new era for virtual reality has either just ended, or just begun. Either way, the game is a step forward for new, more immersive ways to engage with the interactive storytelling medium, and once a larger number of players get a chance to experience Half-Life: Alyx for themselves it's likely many, many more people will be inspired to go out and buy their own virtual reality headsets.

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Apr 27, 2020

Even with smaller stakes, XCOM's strategy shines through.

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Asymmetry somehow brings it all together.

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Mar 30, 2020

RE3 is good, but it's just more of the same.

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Mar 19, 2020

DOOM Eternal is a fantastic game, taking all of the elements which made DOOM 2016 such a surprisingly enjoyable reboot of the franchise and implementing dozens of new concepts in a way which makes the entire experience feel fresh all over again.

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Dec 13, 2019

Darksiders Genesis is a fantastic continuation of the series' traditional formula.

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Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts offers hardcore sniping and lots of glitches.

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Nov 21, 2019

Shenmue III has finally arrived, and it is exactly what fans of the series have been asking for.

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Nov 18, 2019

Gylt is an intensely personal experience filled with average gameplay and overused tropes.

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Learn how to help children not get eaten by monsters in this PS2-esque Chinese tale.

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Nov 7, 2019

Red Dead Redemption 2 on PC remains both a visual and storytelling masterpiece.

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Even with a Lightcon, is a waste of time and barely a game at all.

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Nov 4, 2019

Voyage of the Dead adequately delivers another 4 player local co-op zombie rail shooter.

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Nov 4, 2019

Everything about Qubit's Quest, from the game's story to its defensive mechanics, is designed in such a way as to be enjoyable for any age group, and with so many different forms of gameplay included this title is easily the best MARS lightcon game currently available.

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Oct 29, 2019

Afterparty is filled with irritating characters and over-written dialog sections.

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Disney Classic Games is perfectly preserved depiction of the video game movie tie-in culture of the 90's.

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Oct 22, 2019

The Outer Worlds is exactly what players expected, and that's not a bad thing.

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