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Cute Things Dying Violently

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Based on 4 critic reviews
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55

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General Information

Available on:PCSep 2, 2015

Developer: ApathyWorks

Genre: Platformer

Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you! Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... something something omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs.

Cute Things Dying Violently Critic Reviews

Cute Things Dying Violently is an amusing 'pick up and play' distraction for gamers, which possesses a neat Level Editor that adds some much-needed longevity to its formula.

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Cute Things Dying Violently is a boring, frustrating, mediocre physics game that's been done a hundred before and a hundred times better.

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Cute Things Dying Violently is a game that takes children's TV levels of cute and adds cartoon blood in an attempt to give it something extra to hide the fact that it is in essence a cross between Angry Birds and Lemmings. It misses the mark by such a wide margin that it boggles the mind.

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I may play it on mute and get griped up at the controls, but Cute Things Dying Violently is just a wonderful little gem

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