Christian Wootton


16 games reviewed
61.9 average score
68 median score
50.0% of games recommended
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6 / 10.0 - Rival Megagun
Mar 13, 2019

A Mediocre vertical shooter with an unimpressive twist.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Blink
Jan 30, 2019

Echoes of the great 8 and 16 bit platformers of yore abound in this innovative and quirky indie game that starts with a weird premise and keeps building on it in style.

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3 / 10.0 - Past Cure
May 21, 2018

I've read scarier issues of the Beano in this clunky, buggy mess of a wanna be Deadly Premonition.

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Apr 3, 2018

A fun game on console ruined on PC by lackadaisical and lazy porting.

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Sep 12, 2017

"What could have been" is a theme writ large in this game. The mark was missed by so narrow a margin it's a real shame

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4 / 10.0 - Moustache In Hell
Apr 12, 2017

Somewhere in there, is a decent game. I am a massive fan of this style of game despite what I had to say about Hatred. I just hope you can find the diamond that's hiding in this particular goat anus.

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9 / 10.0 - Crazy Machines 3
Feb 27, 2017

If you were the kind of child who has sat knee deep in Lego making spaceships and buildings or were found surrounded by the guts of a clock looking up at bewildered parents. Crazy Machines 3 will engage you for a long time to come, if for no other reason than so you can work out new and interesting ways to shoot pigs on skis into space!

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8 / 10.0 - Organic Panic
Jun 9, 2016

I really liked Organic Panic not least for its whimsy and lack of pretension. It is what it is, a neat little game well worth the price tag, Go buy it for whatever platform you choose, Xbox One, PlayStation 4 or PC. You won’t be sorry.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Corpse of Discovery
Oct 24, 2015

A thought provoking homage to classic science fiction on procedurally generated worlds that is frustrating, pleasing and enjoyable all at once.

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Oct 10, 2015

Cute Things Dying Violently is a game that takes children's TV levels of cute and adds cartoon blood in an attempt to give it something extra to hide the fact that it is in essence a cross between Angry Birds and Lemmings. It misses the mark by such a wide margin that it boggles the mind.

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