At the start of the year, Larian Studios gave the infamous Baldur's Gate 3 mod "Withers' Big Naturals" a shout-out to celebrate 100 million downloads. Seeing busty Withers grace our feed was disturbing enough, but someone permanently inked this abomination onto their arm.
"Blessed my sister with this Withers' Big Naturals tattoo for her birthday," Lauren Mortimer posted on Instagram. "Hit me up if you want your very own Withers' Big Naturals tattoo". Blessed might be the wrong word, but it's some pretty impressive artwork nonetheless, glistening just below a Hello Kitty handbag.
It's not all cursed busty Withers tattoos with Lauren Mortimer, however. Before going viral across the Baldur's Gate 3 fandom with jiggly Jergal, they shared a much cuter design — an adorable owlbear cub giving puppy dog eyes.
They even whipped up a cute beholder with a bow in their... hair? Bald squishy meatball head? I don't know. It's oddly endearing, anyway. They're sitting, or floating, right above Pyramid Head, who also has a cute little bow. A whole family of monsters looking purdy.
Mortimer has a bunch more inventive Dungeons & Dragons and Baldur's Gate 3 tattoos on their page, from Orin to Karlach and a...