Dispatch fans have done god's work and translated most of the illegible thank you note that Waterboy leaves Robert in the game's third episode.
Although most Dispatch players have spent the last few months arguing whether Invisigal or Blonde Blazer is the game's true romance (despite Visi clearly being the more popular pick), I'd argue that everyone is focusing on the wrong characters. The real MVP of the Z-Team is none other than Waterboy, who you can pick over Phenomaman in the game's third episode.
If you do choose to mentor Waterboy instead of giving the depressed Superman-alike another chance, Waterboy will leave Robert a little thank you note and present on his desk. Unfortunately, thanks to how wet Waterboy is at all times, that note is nearly impossible to read. That is, unless you've got eagle eyes like some Dispatch fans.
Take Twitter user N3lgs, for example, who recently took the time to go through the message and try to translate as much as possible. A lot of the note is still too hard to make out, but it opens with Waterboy saying that he appreciates Robert for giving him a chance, before saying that he's very...
