Spoilers follow for the first few minutes of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. Not only just the first few minutes, but these all concern the fate of a character you're not intended to feel any real sense of attachment to, as best I can tell. In fact, despite the zesty (yet entirely accurate) article title, this may be the weakest spoiler warning I've ever given you.
There's a soldier whose fate seemed inextricably linked to death in the opening moments of Nintendo's latest epic. Everybody figured he was a goner, no matter what you do. One smooth player proved 'em wrong, letting this fellow live to presumably die another day, because he doesn't seem well-suited to space military life.
"Crashed on me five times in the span of ten minutes."
This is a quickie but a goodie. There's an I.G.F. trooper desperate for cover in this siege sequence, and with foes hot on his tail, it seems this is the end for the helpless fellow no matter how swiftly Samus acts in his defense. That didn't stop Gamemon_RD from breaking the illusion of guaranteed failure.
"I felt so awful when I witnessed him die in front of me," a...
