My Reviews

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Cuphead
For gosh darn sake make a sequel you cowards.
Jan 30, 2025
2.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
It doesn’t blow you away as a “game”, but it achieves what many games try to do every year and fail: Creating a cinematic masterpiece.
Mar 7, 2025
3.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
I can't believe there hasn't been a sequel yet, insane.......
Feb 24, 2025
4.
Crypt of the NecroDancer
I can't believe it took me 9 YEARS to jump into this. Such a fantastic experience. Zone 4 made me go to therapy.
Feb 22, 2025
5.
Rollerdrome
Awesome unique experience that's like if Tony Hawk mixed with super hot. A short and sweet campaign mixed in with a good amount of replay ability. Horrible that the studio was closed after they released such a great game. Play it on Game Pass so you don't have to buy
Jan 30, 2025
6.
Black Mesa
Even though the original was made 30 years ago (And Black Mesa came out 10 years ago), this still holds up as a solid first person shooter. It's not perfect imo (Pacing issues, lack of direct storytelling, and janky shooting mechanics), but what it does well is done REALLY WELL
Mar 15, 2025
7.
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black
You can tell this game has aged a bit with it's bad camera work, awkward parkour system, and underwhelming weapon upgrade/level up system. However, the core gameplay loop is so incredibly addicting that they kept me playing through to the end. And the graphics are really nice too, you can
Jan 30, 2025
8.
Broforce
A fun chaotic nostalgic shooter than can be almost too chaotic at times, especially towards the end.
Jan 30, 2025
9.
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
I think the repetitive offering of Borderlands is starting to wear out on me. There's nothing egregiously wrong with this game (Except for the fact that online has been broken since it released ig), but for a first person shooter with a D&D theme, it feels awfully bland, especially with its
Jan 30, 2025
10.
Sniper Elite: Resistance
This is my first Sniper Elite game I've played through, and it was just fine. Outside of the environmental graphics and the shooting mechanics, there's not much that really stands out with this game from better franchises (Hitman, Dishonored, etc). And honestly, some of it feels lazy and rushed. It just
Feb 6, 2025
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