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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

316 games reviewed
75.5 average score
80 median score
55.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Mar 6, 2023

Pronty strives for Metroid’s depth but ends up a shallow dip in contaminated waters.

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Feb 25, 2023

Tales of Symphonia Remastered is a solid, albeit dated trip down memory lane.

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6 / 10.0 - Blanc
Feb 14, 2023

Blanc is a beautiful-looking game that would’ve been a better movie.

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8 / 10.0 - The Pathless
Feb 1, 2023

The Pathless focuses on style and fast-paced movement and does it well, but leaves a bit to be desired on the Nintendo Switch.

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9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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Nov 24, 2022

My Fantastic Ranch is a gentle dip into the Simulation pool’s shallow end that will definitely whet the appetite for more advanced experiences.

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Doraemon Story of Seasons: Friends of the Great Kingdom is a great game and an even greater collaboration between iconic franchises.

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9 / 10.0 - Potionomics
Nov 5, 2022

Potionomics is a genuinely unique take on the sim genre that blends strategy with fun, and bolsters it with lovable and engaging characters.

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9 / 10.0 - Persona 5 Royal
Oct 17, 2022

Persona 5 Royal may be one of the best Switch-ports to date, and should absolutely be played by fans and newcomers alike.

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9 / 10.0 - Digimon Survive
Aug 5, 2022

Digimon Survive balances an intriguing, more mature Digimon story with excellent turn-based strategy combat that evokes the spirit of the anime.

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Jul 4, 2022

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak is an amazing—albeit, questionably expensive add on.

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May 23, 2022

Salt and Sacrifice is bloody, brutal, and beyond enjoyable!

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Mar 23, 2022

While a mostly fun experience, Kirby and the Forgotten Land definitely forgets a lot of the things that make the pink puffball’s games so unique.

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4.5 / 10.0 - Rune Factory 5
Mar 22, 2022

While not wholly deviod of quality, that Marvelous released Rune Factory 5 in it's current state, is pretty shameful.

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Mar 3, 2022

Triangle Strategy is a scalene in structure—functionally it works, but no one side feels equal.

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9 / 10.0 - Solar Ash
Dec 7, 2021

Solar Ash is a non-stop roller-coaster of pulse pounding gameplay and intriguing narrative. A must-play!

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9 / 10.0 - DUSK
Nov 15, 2021

DUSK is a bloody good time on Switch that perfectly evokes the spirit of the best 90’s shooters.

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7.5 / 10.0 - The Good Life
Nov 10, 2021

The Good Life is a strange mix of photography-game and life-sim, and while it's not perfect, its flaws are covered by a weirdly charming premise.

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Oct 26, 2021

I cannot deny that Death’s Gambit Afterlife is a well made, well executed game, but it genuinely isn’t for me.

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