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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

249 games reviewed
74.6 average score
80 median score
51.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Feb 7, 2018

Dragon Quest Builders is another solid block, building the Switch's amazing library.

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Jan 17, 2018

This might have been worth it as part of a full Kirby game.

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10 / 10.0 - Enter the Gungeon
Dec 27, 2017

Enter the Gungeon is a full clip of awesome, loaded into a gun of perfection and fired onto the most interesting console.

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9 / 10.0 - Cities: Skylines
Dec 19, 2017

Cities: Skylines is definitely a must-own for fans of the genre, or gamers with a nostalgic itch for SimCity that EA certainly won't scratch.

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Nov 20, 2017

I might have been able to get past the mind-numbing monotony of this game, if it weren't so poorly designed for consoles.

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Nov 17, 2017

Game Freak reinvented their wheel with Pokémon last year. This year they polished the hell out of it!

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Despite being a slightly pared down re-release of Skyrim, the portability aspect really makes this work.

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Nov 13, 2017

Mario Party: The Top 100 feels like a party no one showed up to.

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While Superstar Saga may be a bit simplistic for more advanced players, its nostalgic appeal and overall fun is enough to justify its existence.

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Sep 19, 2017

If you missed this one on the Wii U, it's definitely worth catching on the Switch!

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Sep 14, 2017

Samus' triumphant return deserves a place on your shelf.

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Sep 12, 2017

Starcraft retains its seat in the high pantheon of genre defining games.

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Aug 8, 2017

Overcooked will either have you in hysterics, or hating your friends. Either way, you'll have a blast!

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Jul 6, 2017

I'm sure these games are great for anyone who grew up with them, but I honestly don't get why.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Ever Oasis
Jun 23, 2017

In the torrid desert of the AAA industry, Ever Oasis stands out as the rejuvenating refuge so desperately needed.

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It took four episodes, but things finally happened and are at least mildly interesting.

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May 4, 2017

The Jackbox Party Pack 3 is an excellent collection of games perfect for parties.

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I'd rather be watching Season 3 of TWD than playing it.

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Telltale has definitely gotten so comfortable that their latest zombie game lacks any teeth.

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4 / 10.0 - Troll and I
Mar 21, 2017

This is one Troll that should have stayed under the bridge.

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