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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

220 games reviewed
74.1 average score
75 median score
49.5% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
8.5 / 10.0 - Tron: Identity
Apr 11, 2023

TRON: Identity is a short, sweet, and incredibly engaging interactive novel that perfectly captures the essence of the franchise.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Have a Nice Death
Mar 28, 2023

Have a Nice Death mixes fast-paced combat with roguelike elements for an experience you’ll be DYING to keep playing.

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6 / 10.0 - Storyteller
Mar 22, 2023

Storyteller is a mediocre game that can GENEROUSLY be called a puzzle-solver, but isn’t nearly as creative as it thinks it is.

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Bayonetta Origins is a sub-par experience marred by sloppy combat and only somewhat redeemed by an incredible visual style.

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Mar 6, 2023

Pronty strives for Metroid’s depth but ends up a shallow dip in contaminated waters.

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Feb 25, 2023

Tales of Symphonia Remastered is a solid, albeit dated trip down memory lane.

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6 / 10.0 - Blanc
Feb 14, 2023

Blanc is a beautiful-looking game that would’ve been a better movie.

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8 / 10.0 - The Pathless
Feb 1, 2023

The Pathless focuses on style and fast-paced movement and does it well, but leaves a bit to be desired on the Nintendo Switch.

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9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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Nov 24, 2022

My Fantastic Ranch is a gentle dip into the Simulation pool’s shallow end that will definitely whet the appetite for more advanced experiences.

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Doraemon Story of Seasons: Friends of the Great Kingdom is a great game and an even greater collaboration between iconic franchises.

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9 / 10.0 - Potionomics
Nov 5, 2022

Potionomics is a genuinely unique take on the sim genre that blends strategy with fun, and bolsters it with lovable and engaging characters.

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9 / 10.0 - Persona 5 Royal
Oct 17, 2022

Persona 5 Royal may be one of the best Switch-ports to date, and should absolutely be played by fans and newcomers alike.

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9 / 10.0 - Digimon Survive
Aug 5, 2022

Digimon Survive balances an intriguing, more mature Digimon story with excellent turn-based strategy combat that evokes the spirit of the anime.

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Jul 4, 2022

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak is an amazing—albeit, questionably expensive add on.

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May 23, 2022

Salt and Sacrifice is bloody, brutal, and beyond enjoyable!

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Mar 23, 2022

While a mostly fun experience, Kirby and the Forgotten Land definitely forgets a lot of the things that make the pink puffball’s games so unique.

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4.5 / 10.0 - Rune Factory 5
Mar 22, 2022

While not wholly deviod of quality, that Marvelous released Rune Factory 5 in it's current state, is pretty shameful.

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Mar 3, 2022

Triangle Strategy is a scalene in structure—functionally it works, but no one side feels equal.

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