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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

307 games reviewed
75.2 average score
80 median score
54.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
Aug 29, 2023

Despite feeling a bit more streamlined and simplistic than its predecessors, Trine 5: A Clockwork Conspiracy is another solid entry into the franchise.

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Aug 28, 2023

Samba De Amigo: Party Central may not a perfect experience, but it’s fun enough to be a fun addition to any Friday night get-together.

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Jul 24, 2023

Koa and the Five Pirates of Mara is a decent, albeit very basic platformer that does enough to be mildly entertaining, but not enough to have a lasting presence.

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9 / 10.0 - Viewfinder
Jul 18, 2023

Viewfinder is an incredible mind-bending puzzle game that never stops innovating and never stops being fun.

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Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE has some interesting ideas in isolation, but they never fully come together in a way that’s fun or fluid.

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Jun 20, 2023

Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life remains both an oddity and a gem, and is a must play for fans of the farming sim.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Darkest Dungeon II
May 22, 2023

Darkest Dungeon II keeps everything good from the original and elevates it to create something different but equally brutal.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Tron: Identity
Apr 11, 2023

TRON: Identity is a short, sweet, and incredibly engaging interactive novel that perfectly captures the essence of the franchise.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Have a Nice Death
Mar 28, 2023

Have a Nice Death mixes fast-paced combat with roguelike elements for an experience you’ll be DYING to keep playing.

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6 / 10.0 - Storyteller
Mar 22, 2023

Storyteller is a mediocre game that can GENEROUSLY be called a puzzle-solver, but isn’t nearly as creative as it thinks it is.

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Bayonetta Origins is a sub-par experience marred by sloppy combat and only somewhat redeemed by an incredible visual style.

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Mar 6, 2023

Pronty strives for Metroid’s depth but ends up a shallow dip in contaminated waters.

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Feb 25, 2023

Tales of Symphonia Remastered is a solid, albeit dated trip down memory lane.

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6 / 10.0 - Blanc
Feb 14, 2023

Blanc is a beautiful-looking game that would’ve been a better movie.

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8 / 10.0 - The Pathless
Feb 1, 2023

The Pathless focuses on style and fast-paced movement and does it well, but leaves a bit to be desired on the Nintendo Switch.

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9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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Nov 24, 2022

My Fantastic Ranch is a gentle dip into the Simulation pool’s shallow end that will definitely whet the appetite for more advanced experiences.

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Doraemon Story of Seasons: Friends of the Great Kingdom is a great game and an even greater collaboration between iconic franchises.

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9 / 10.0 - Potionomics
Nov 5, 2022

Potionomics is a genuinely unique take on the sim genre that blends strategy with fun, and bolsters it with lovable and engaging characters.

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