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God Damn the Garden

Agelvik, Ratalaika Games
Dec 20, 2021 - PC, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, Xbox One
4 / 10
Otaku Gamers UK
1 / 5
Rapid Reviews UK
3.5 / 5
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Critic Reviews for God Damn the Garden

It fails as a challenging first-person shooter, it fails as a comedic game (using LOLZ in your dialogue doesn’t make you funny), and it fails, to a lesser degree, as a retro homage to the Nintendo 64 era. There is a good chance you have never heard of it prior to this review, and sadly, I think it’s best if you keep unaware of it. It’s no offensively bad, but I cannot think of a single redeeming factor. Not even the inclusion of capybaras… for the “LOLZ”.

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God Damn the Garden is a first-person shooter with a lot of bullet hell influences. When we got the code for this game, I was incredibly excited to try it out. I like first-person shooters and thought the game looked good when I looked at the trailer. Did the game live up to my expectations? Find out in this Rapid Review.

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