Stardew Valley fans have proven in the past that they're very capable of doing the most bizarre things you've ever seen for no particular reason. One example that lives rent-free in my mind is one person that decided they'd play the game without walking anywhere, constructing a convoluted highway of chairs that they dubbed the "booty express" to get around.
That's a level of commitment that I never thought I'd see in another player, but a Reddit user called Holozard has proven me very, very wrong. A few days ago, Holozard shared their bizarre game save with the Stardew Valley subreddit (thanks PC Gamer), during which they slept for 1,000 years straight for no reason other than just to see what would happen. Turns out, total chaos.
First off, Holozard explains how they actually managed to sleep for that long in the game, and the answer is absolutely baffling. To start with, they ran their Nintendo Switch constantly for over three weeks, during which the game crashed nine times. They set up their controller with a turbo button to keep hitting 'A' and a hair tie wrapped around the stick to keep moving right. This actually ended up killing...
