It's a busy time for CD Projekt Red (CDPR). The studio is currently developing four games across its ecosystem; Sirius (The Witcher spin-off), Polaris (The Witcher 4), Orion (Cyberpunk 2077 sequel) and Hadar (a new IP). In order to get feedback on all of these projects, the studio is bringing its RED playtesting program to the United States, headquartered at the studio's new office in Boston (thanks, GamesRadar+).
The requirements to become a CDPR playtester are fairly simple. You need to be at least 16 years old, able and willing to travel to Boston for "on-site activities, "passionate about gaming and eager to share your insights," and also not involved in game development in a professional capacity.
That's not too complicated, but the FAQ section of the program contains a humorous caveat. After you've signed up, the selection process will factor in your "gamer profile." The section reads, "If your gamer profile aligns with what we're looking for, we'll reach out to you either through email or by phone to ask about your upcoming availability. All playtests will be scheduled at least a few days in advance."
Now, what exactly is a top-quality gamer profile? We're not sure,...