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Derek Heemsbergen


Favorite Games:
  • Earthbound
  • Xenoblade Chronicles
  • Anything by Falcom!

82 games reviewed
75.9 average score
78 median score
49.4% of games recommended

Derek Heemsbergen's Reviews

A connoisseur of all things RPG, Derek has been writing about video games professionally since 2010. His educational background in linguistics and Japanese coalesced to form a fascination with game localization, a field he recently started working in after publishing research on the topic. He has a deep and abiding love for Japanese developer Nihon Falcom, and his heart is prone to go pitter-patter at the sound of the word "Ys." Aside from his kinda-sorta-almost-all-consuming love of gaming, Derek enjoys staying active, improving his mediocre cooking skills, drinking too much coffee, and covering his body in geeky tattoos. He lives with his partner in Arizona and seeks to expand his family by once again welcoming several ferrets into the fold.
Mar 7, 2018

Mercenaries Saga Chronicles is about as straightforward as a strategy RPG can be, its greatest asset being an impressive volume of content that eclipses its meager asking price.

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Feb 21, 2018

Curiously lean on the magic that made Secret of Mana a seminal classic, this remake is serviceable in a pinch, but revisiting the original is probably a better use of time.

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Feb 13, 2018

Smoothing out the wrinkles, Perfect Chronology evens out to an experience of roughly the same calibre as the well-worn original.

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Feb 6, 2018

Calling The Longest Five Minutes a deconstruction of 8- and 16-bit RPG tropes is only half-true, as it turns around and reconstructs those same tropes by journey's end. Still, it's a brisk and amusing adventure that knows how to play to its strengths.

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Feb 5, 2018

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT is an affront to the Final Fantasy legacy whose superficial beauty fails to obfuscate its complete lack of substance.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Lost Sphear
Jan 23, 2018

Lost Sphear's classically-styled RPG bones can scarcely bear the weight of its uninspired narrative.

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7 / 10.0 - Romancing SaGa 2
Jan 3, 2018

Romancing SaGa 2 is an alluring blend of esoteric and impenetrable that is as vexing as it is fascinating.

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Nov 30, 2017

Is it the dream sequel we've been waiting for? My gut says that while it's an excellent RPG in its own right, it's going to fall just shy of measuring up to Shulk's magnum opus.

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A charming throwback to 32-bit era JRPG aesthetics, Zwei's quirkiness and polish make it worth playing in spite of the repetition at its core.

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6 / 10.0 - Cat Quest
Nov 21, 2017

Cat Quest is a mobile phone game turned Switch RPG that has an adorable facade, cat puns, and not much else.

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Nov 3, 2017

.hack//G.U. Last Recode is a fascinating novelty, but makes a better impression as a time capsule than a compelling video game in 2017.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Chaos;Child
Oct 25, 2017

Chaos;Child is a grim, gory murder mystery that could have been brilliant with some judicious edits to its content and pacing.

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Oct 21, 2017

Etrian Odyssey V is a digital adventure that leans analogue, with pen-and-paper sensibilities that delight far more than they frustrate.

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Oct 12, 2017

Bad Apple Wars' lean tale of passionate teenage love in purgatory is, in a word, fine. But "fine" doesn't leave a lasting impression.

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6 / 10.0 - Blue Reflection
Sep 26, 2017

A limp, repetitive gameplay loop and uncomfortable characterization rob Blue Reflection of the magic it tries so desperately to create.

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Sep 19, 2017

Danganronpa V3 unravels the series' tightly wound coil of bloody intrigue in spectacular fashion.

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8 / 10.0 - Ys SEVEN
Sep 8, 2017

Ys SEVEN remains a hard-rockin', wall-crushin' paragon of the action RPG genre.

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Aug 30, 2017

Ys VIII is a smooth and speedy action RPG that is weakened by a curious proclivity to pander to trends instead of carving out its own niche in the space this series helped to define decades ago.

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6 / 10.0 - Tokyo Xanadu
Aug 23, 2017

Tokyo Xanadu is a surprisingly generic Persona wannabe from a developer that I know can do far, far better.

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Dream Daddy is a sharp and humorous visual novel that unfortunately erases the notion of queerness from male-male relationships.

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