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Derek Heemsbergen


Favorite Games:
  • Earthbound
  • Xenoblade Chronicles
  • Anything by Falcom!

82 games reviewed
75.9 average score
78 median score
49.4% of games recommended

Derek Heemsbergen's Reviews

A connoisseur of all things RPG, Derek has been writing about video games professionally since 2010. His educational background in linguistics and Japanese coalesced to form a fascination with game localization, a field he recently started working in after publishing research on the topic. He has a deep and abiding love for Japanese developer Nihon Falcom, and his heart is prone to go pitter-patter at the sound of the word "Ys." Aside from his kinda-sorta-almost-all-consuming love of gaming, Derek enjoys staying active, improving his mediocre cooking skills, drinking too much coffee, and covering his body in geeky tattoos. He lives with his partner in Arizona and seeks to expand his family by once again welcoming several ferrets into the fold.
Nov 30, 2017

Is it the dream sequel we've been waiting for? My gut says that while it's an excellent RPG in its own right, it's going to fall just shy of measuring up to Shulk's magnum opus.

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May 10, 2017

Technically messy and relentlessly shallow, The Caligula Effect is one taboo better left unbroken.

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Aug 20, 2016

Exhaustingly trite and mechanically shallow, A.W. Phoenix Festa is a waste of memory card space better occupied by something like Steins;Gate.

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Oceanhorn is a passable-at-best adventure that just made me want to go back and play the games it took everything from, because they did it better.

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Feb 23, 2017

A dense and impenetrable creature-management simulation that relishes in gut-punching the player every time they make progress.

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Feb 5, 2018

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT is an affront to the Final Fantasy legacy whose superficial beauty fails to obfuscate its complete lack of substance.

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A visually appealing but ultimately trite series of references to much better games.

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Feb 21, 2018

Curiously lean on the magic that made Secret of Mana a seminal classic, this remake is serviceable in a pinch, but revisiting the original is probably a better use of time.

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6 / 10.0 - Blue Reflection
Sep 26, 2017

A limp, repetitive gameplay loop and uncomfortable characterization rob Blue Reflection of the magic it tries so desperately to create.

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6 / 10.0 - Cat Quest
Nov 21, 2017

Cat Quest is a mobile phone game turned Switch RPG that has an adorable facade, cat puns, and not much else.

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6 / 10.0 - Tokyo Xanadu
Aug 23, 2017

Tokyo Xanadu is a surprisingly generic Persona wannabe from a developer that I know can do far, far better.

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6 / 10.0 - Root Letter
Dec 6, 2016

It's a shame that Root Letter has such abysmal writing, because there truly are some fascinating plot threads to unravel throughout this brief journey.

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Oct 24, 2018

This anime-styled fighter goes plus ultra for fans of the My Hero Academia franchise, but its lackluster single-player content feels phoned in.

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6.5 / 10.0 - The Swords of Ditto
Apr 24, 2018

While indisputably overflowing with cartoonish charm, the more tedious aspects of The Swords of Ditto's design prevented me from fully engaging with everything it has to offer.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Lost Sphear
Jan 23, 2018

Lost Sphear's classically-styled RPG bones can scarcely bear the weight of its uninspired narrative.

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Exist Archive is an intriguing follow-up to Valkyrie Profile, but its deficiencies in some major areas make it a hard sell in a season already packed with stellar RPGs.

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A novel, thematic conceit is the most interesting element of this repetitive experience; the rest is weighed down by crybaby characters and vague, unsatisfying gameplay objectives. Atelier is overdue for a revamp.

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The clumsiest Atelier title since Rorona, Atelier Firis lacks the heart, soul, and polish of its predecessors.

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Mar 7, 2018

Mercenaries Saga Chronicles is about as straightforward as a strategy RPG can be, its greatest asset being an impressive volume of content that eclipses its meager asking price.

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7 / 10.0 - Romancing SaGa 2
Jan 3, 2018

Romancing SaGa 2 is an alluring blend of esoteric and impenetrable that is as vexing as it is fascinating.

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