Brendan Caldwell


87 games reviewed
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Unscored - Ashen
Dec 17, 2018

A lighter souls, yes. But not a lesser one.

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Unscored - Wargroove
Jan 30, 2019

In summary, it’s good and I like it.

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Feb 1, 2019

Dumb, funny, exhilarating, varied and full of stupid explosions. Like the drones it summons, Ace Combat 7 is not exactly self-aware. But it is close enough, judging from the humour of its over-the-top action. And it barely matters anyway, because it’s a damn fun videogame.

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Unscored - Yakuza Kiwami
Feb 12, 2019

But besides all this, it is simply a good time. And there is an unmistakable, open-hearted joy to fixing problems for people as an intimidating agony uncle. Even if it usually involves hitting them with a bike first.

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Unscored - Metro Exodus
Feb 20, 2019

Regardless of its limitations, Exodus still deserves its place among its underground comrades. In many ways it’s better, and I’m very glad they didn’t just repeat the same subterranean journey again.

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Unscored - Objects In Space
Mar 1, 2019

Objects In Space goes from being “space sim with fun buttons” to being “space sim with heart”.

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Mar 19, 2019

I find it better to approach this as a good waste of time, a detailed disasterworld to saunter through for a couple of weeks.

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Mar 27, 2019

Yes, Sekiro hurts. But look at this smile as well. Shadows Die Twice is a beautiful, masochistic misadventure. Some of its boss fights are so stupendous, I dare not speak about them. It is a test of mettle and nerve that proves From Software are still winning the arms race against us cheesey rats.

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Unscored - Mortal Kombat 11
Apr 30, 2019

This is a remarkably good fighting game, and it feels like a disservice to the craftsmanship of its creators not to acknowledge that.

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Unscored - Yakuza Kiwami 2
May 10, 2019

If you don’t mind button bashing through some brawls, just to see more of these good fellas solving bad problems with their strong fists and stern words, Yakuza Kiwami 2 is ready, once again, to get ridiculous.

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Unscored - Astrologaster
May 14, 2019

With that in mind (among other crimes) it would be easy to see him as the charlatan he is said to be by his enemies. But there are also moments that reveal a more complicated and conflicted man. In a short game full of haughty songs and jokes about willies, that’s an impressive achievement.

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May 21, 2019

It feels a bit eager at times, a UI that is maybe too minimal and trusting. If your scrolling comes to rest on one of these days for even a short while, it’ll launch right into that day. There’s no clicking to confirm. But you eventually get used to this, discerning the day by the drum beats that accompany each drag of the mouse wheel.

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Unscored - Pathologic 2
May 23, 2019

At its heart, Pathologic 2 is a frustrating game. Ten times more interesting than your average immersive sim (probably the genre it belongs), yet hundreds of times less inviting.

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Unscored - Streets of Rogue
Jul 19, 2019

If you want a tiny, varied Deus Ex that will make you laugh, this is it.

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Aug 26, 2019

I wrote most of this review, then felt maybe I was being too harsh. So I took a break and went back. I wanted to enjoy it.

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Unscored - Control
Aug 26, 2019

I can’t overstate the fact that it’s a funny game – funny enough that the humour keeps you going from fight to fight, searching not for the source of your mysterious enemy, or for the answer to all the sub-mysteries surrounding Jesse, but for the next episode of the Threshold Kids.

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Unscored - Blair Witch
Sep 2, 2019

Blair Witch is lumbering and predictable, as horror often is, and the rattling moments come mostly from jumpscares. The rest is a tepid sort of horror.

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Unscored - The Surge 2
Sep 23, 2019

If you missed the first Surge, but always meant to take a look, hop into this one instead. Think of it as a shortcut to a better game.

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Nov 19, 2019

Its saving virtue is that it is a right biggo, a thoughtless blast of blockbuster ‘splosions, a popcorn game, the grand kahuna you can point to when some bore starts burping on about how single player is dead

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Unscored - Hitman 3
Jan 19, 2020

As a final act, Hitman 3 is as capable and pleasing as its trilogy-siblings. As a trilogy, it is one of the most fun-loving games of the previous decade.

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