Paul Shemmell


Favorite Games:
  • Sensible World Of Soccer
  • Team Fortress Classic
  • Rocket League

8 games reviewed
78.8 average score
80 median score
87.5% of games recommended

A really superb game, let down by silly little bugs. Massive scope, potential for an incredible amount of variety. It will keep me engaged for a long, long time to come.

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Oct 3, 2016

As Mortal-Kombat-ie as ever. More ways to turn your opponent inside out than you can wave a stick at.

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Sep 25, 2016

If you're a masochist, this is the game for you. If you want a game to spank you, this is the game for you. You will die. A lot.

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Sep 13, 2016

Racing along a track, I dodge the 5 laser-beams trying to cut my car in half. I make it past the 3 saw-blades, spinning in the track. Home free! Oh, a laser across the track – jump over it. Where's the track gone? It's above me… okay, turn on flight mode, perform a 180 rotation in mid-air, and land on the upside-down track. Then it does it again. 180 mid-air rotation.

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Sep 12, 2016

JC3 is lethargic and dull – and while there's always something to do, there's no real desire to actually do it.

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Sep 9, 2016

If you grew up on 80s Saturday morning cartoons and action films, this is the game you've always wanted to play.

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Sep 7, 2016

As much fun as an FA Cup Final, with rocket propelled cars.

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- Doom
May 18, 2016

Bloody brilliant. Both literally and figuratively. The gore flies as heads explode, as I bounce like a Satanic bunny all over the map at break-neck speeds within a beautiful engine.

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