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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

249 games reviewed
74.6 average score
80 median score
51.4% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.

Despite a few things holding it back, I fell in love with Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin, and it’s all I want to play now.

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Jun 24, 2021

Mario Golf: Super Rush manages to be a mostly enjoyable experience, but feels undercooked compared to its predecessors.

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Jun 21, 2021

While the Ninja Gaiden Master Collection isn’t perfect on Switch, it’s nail-biting, Ninja fun that is definitely worth revisiting.

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4 / 10.0 - BIOMUTANT
May 24, 2021

Biomutant is the least fun I’ve had with a game in a while. Broken, shallow, and above all, BORING. This mutant should’ve stayed in the Ooze.

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May 11, 2021

New Pokémon Snap earns it’s name—maintaining what made the original so beloved, but making it feel fresh and exciting!

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8 / 10.0 - Narita Boy
Apr 30, 2021

Narita Boy is visually stunning and packed with great ideas; but for everything it does right, you can see how it could’ve done better.

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While I can’t say Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville is a bad game, it might not be a very good Switch game.

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5 / 10.0 - Mundaun
Apr 5, 2021

Mundaun has a great sense of style, but isn't particularly scary which is a big problem for a horror game.

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If you’re a fan of Story of Seasons, I think you’re definitely going to love all-of this game...Get it?

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5 / 10.0 - Empire of Sin
Mar 12, 2021

Empire of Sin is definitely an offer you can refuse.

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7 / 10.0 - Cyber Shadow
Mar 5, 2021

While Cyber Shadow is fundamentally a solid game, it does go to show that some robot ninjas aren’t built as well as others.

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Feb 24, 2021

Ghosts N’ Goblins Resurrection is a tough-as-nails good time.

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While Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury still doesn’t exactly do it for me, there’s enough in here to please most Mario fans, and maybe some who missed it on the Wii U.

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Dec 29, 2020

Katamari Damacy Reroll remains one of the most fun and most imaginative games, brought even more to life in glorious HD!

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6 / 10.0 - The Long Dark
Oct 7, 2020

The Long Dark is a mostly functional game, but it’s dated survival mechanics make it a mostly forgettable experience.

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Aug 27, 2020

Nodding Head Games' Raji: An Ancient Epic tells an interesting story but is simply not be functional enough to enjoy.

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Aug 21, 2020

Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time goes back to the past-for better or worse, as a fun, but somewhat shallow experience.

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8.5 / 10.0 - CrossCode
Aug 7, 2020

CrossCode is an excellent ARPG that's definitely worth rediscovering again.

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Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town is as perfect a remake of the Gameboy Advance classic as you can imagine.

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8 / 10.0 - Ninjala
Jul 2, 2020

It's a little early to say if Ninjala will stand up with the likes of Fortnite or Splatoon, but it's a creative, fun, and charming game that we should be keeping an eye on.

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