KnowTechie's Reviews
Absolutely TERAble.
Dynasty Warriors 9 is basically the $60 equivalent of a Steam Early Access title, and it’s a slap in the face and the reproductive organs, to fans of the series.
It’s really a shame that Robot Entertainment created Orcs Must Die so many years ago, cause that would have been the perfect name for Extinction.
Bomberman Live on the Xbox 360 was a far better Bomberman game than Super Bomberman R is, and that game is almost 10 years old at this point.
WWE literally puts on a show that is mostly about presentation, yet somehow WWE games are always lesser in presentation quality than NBA 2K.
No Man's Sky has a framework that could have led to an impressive game. Instead, the core parts of "gameplay" seem to be limited in the name of calling it a "chill game". It's boring, uninspired, repetitive and simply unfun.
All the pretty visuals and melancholy music might make this one a fun game to look at and hear, but that’s where the charm stops.
Bringing together some of Tecmo Koei’s biggest stars in a convoluted furry cloud of deja vu.
Rock Band 4 seems like it was rushed to get out to the public. They had an opportunity to make a triumphant return with awesome music but opted to have you turn around and purchase all the "great DLC" that they made available the day the game came out. Thanks, but no thanks, Harmonix.
A decent price tag for a sweet slice of nostalgia, but some performance issues and lack of many gameplay options limit how much longevity you’ll get out of it.
Despite having a terrific antagonist, Far Cry 5 seems to struggle to connect the player to the story.
That's the thing with I am Bread. It's a game for video game masochists. It's fun in small 15 minute spurts, which it can mostly be played in, but really feels to captivate for any sort of time after that. Fortunately, that brief amount of time can be spent playing with the baguette and smashing your problems away.
Get gud and kick Patches off a cliff in HD. What’s not to love?
This game is brutally difficult and wants to watch you suffer through over 100 different songs.
When Battle Chasers: Nightwar works correctly, it’s a fantastic game.
Drop kicking normal Pikachu as a Luchadore Pikachu was a dream come true.
There’s a surprising amount of content here, but also a surprisingly large price tag for a game that's 26 years old.
It looks and sounds great, but even this remaster’s improvements and decent combat doesn’t make the story any better.
When it comes to raging, throbbing, murder boners, no one can compare to The King, Duke Nukem.
Quantum Break is definitely a game worth playing, even though it's flawed. It's got some great music (Royal Blood's Ten Tonne Skeleton was a nice surprise) and some fairly good character interactions – along with a great TV show to boot. It's just unfortunate that it feels pieced together for no reason other than to get people to watch the TV show instead of feeling like a solid game with a great bonus.