Goat Simulator Reviews

Goat Simulator is ranked in the 15th percentile of games scored on OpenCritic.
8.2 / 10.0
Apr 3, 2014

No, Goat Simulator won't be game of the year by any stretch of imagination. However, those who want a stupid little game that rewards you for destroying things but won't kill you, even if you head-butt a tanker truck, leap out a fourth-story window, or let a treadmill backspin you out into traffic, will not be let down by the simplicity the game has to offer. Just be prepared for buggy controls, a twitchy camera, and plenty of physics that don't make sense (but you won't care because it's a friggin' goat).

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Apr 2, 2014

Goat Simulator serves up a tiny, but pretty dense, sandbox stuffed with slapstick goofs and anarchic, broken comedy. It isn't much of a game, particularly for £6-8, but it's one hell of a joke.

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4 / 10
Apr 16, 2015

Ultimately, Goat Simulator is a hilarious mess that is worth experiencing for a few hours, just one you probably shouldn't buy.

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Dec 16, 2014

Goat Simulator is not a real simulator but it is a real laugh.

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7 / 10.0
Jun 7, 2015

Goat Simulator has no true point, except to amuse you. It’s a relatively small game with bugs and simple designs. It’s got a crap ton of physics that are absolutely buggy, and well it’s a really good thing. It’s seriously just about running around two peaceful areas as a goat and causing mischief. Oh, and wait you can become the Goat Queen, all hail!

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Geeks Under Grace
Robert Dever Jr.
8.1 / 10.0
Jul 25, 2015

If you are looking for a game to just pop in and screw around on for a few minutes in between important things or whatever, this game is a great time filler.

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