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Think of the Children!

Rating Summary

Based on 9 critic reviews
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OpenCritic Rating

61

Top Critic Average

11%

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Based on 9 critic reviews
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Game Information

Available on:PCOct 19, 2017

Developer: Jammed Up Studios

Publisher: Surprise Attack

Genre: Action

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players. Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the
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Think of the Children: Launch Trailer

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Think of the Children: Ready! Set! Parent!

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Think of the Children a niche recommendation to those dying for couch co-op experiences, but the game is a disaster for solo players.

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Think of the Children can be frustrating and a lot to contend with when playing solo, but this micro-management game is great fun with friends. Couch co-op play is a blast as you work together across multiple funny scenarios to ensure your parenting skills are up to scratch.

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Think of the Children! is a hilarious party game that is simple enough for anyone to pick up and join in

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Think of the Children is a cute idea in theory but in practice, it lacks the balance it needs to succeed

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