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I'm a big fan of monster raising games and have been playing them for most of my life, and LumenTale has quickly become one of my absolute favorites. The visual style is unique, the monster designs are cute, and I enjoyed the game's story quite a bit. The only thing I'd like to see added is a way to speed up the animations in battles if I'm farming for experience or attack upgrade materials, but that's an incredibly minor thing that's pretty well offset by the fact that a pre-emptive attack can net you an instant win if your team is strong enough.
Rugrats: Retro Rewind Collection is a great compilation for fans of the series and those who are nostalgic for the original releases; however, it offers very little for anyone else. There is some fun to be had here, sure, but nothing has changed in the decades since these games were first released. All of the original annoyances remain, and the minigame-focused titles might not be for everyone, but thankfully, the new rewind feature can help players get through these frustrations. Overall, I do not regret my time playing through these classics, but players should be aware of what they are in for before diving in.
Bubsy 4D manages to be a consistent, well-paced platformer that doesn't waste your time. It encourages you to master its mechanics while providing smooth controls and a great soundtrack. I honestly can't believe I'm saying this, but I legitimately like Bubsy now. That says everything about what Fabraz managed to accomplish; they didn't just break this bobcat's curse, they made him an underdog worth rooting for.
R-Type Dimensions III is a standout remaster of an SNES classic. Its challenging gameplay demands total dedication, and the unique stage design remains just as memorable today as it was decades ago. While the graphical overhaul is visually pleasing, the inclusion of the original style as an option is a welcome touch for purists. Thankfully, the new Infinite Mode allows players of all skill levels to see the end, but even then, expect the journey to be filled with constant death.
ChainStaff is a fun yet challenging tribute to the golden age of the run-and-gun genre. Its hand-painted, grotesque aesthetic and pulse-pounding soundtrack feel like stepping into a living '80s rock album, while the titular ChainStaff offers a unique twist as you navigate each stage and face off against massive bosses. With sprawling areas to explore and various upgrade paths to master, ChainStaff encourages multiple playthroughs—an easy feat given how addictive the experience truly is.
Directive 8020 is simply captivating. With a story that invites players to question the very nature of the protagonists they control—and an alien that can impersonate anyone—the game is an intriguing tale about what awaits mankind beyond the comfort of our home on Earth. Even after the credits roll, there are plenty of secrets left to discover, and it is thanks to the Turning Point system that players can easily explore every branching path and outcome that awaits on the Cassiopeia.
Infinity Sweeper has a relatively simple idea behind it so there isn't a ton to say, but it executes it fantastically and manages to be a refreshing take on Minesweeper. There's a decent amount of variety in runs thanks to the different passives, tiles, and traps you can run into. And if you want to see how you stand against other players, there's a daily challenge you can do where those three are set in stone and there's a leaderboard to compete on. This game manages to take Minesweeper, which I find a decent enough way to pass the time, and turn it into something that's a lot more interesting and quite a lot of fun. If you like puzzle games, you should definitely give Infinity Sweeper a try; I'm really glad I did.
Mullet MadJack is a violent, gory, and raunchy game that would have fit the 90's well. To be honest, that's its main strength. It knows exactly what kind of game it wants to be and who it’s targeting; it’s unapologetic with its violence and humor, and it’s really addictive and just a good time. This game knows what made the 90's cool and reminds us why it is still cool to this day. So grab a lollipop and shoot some bots.
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is a simple yet fun simulation game that fully doubles down on the bizarre and provides players with an island canvas to create nearly anything they can imagine. How much enjoyment one can get out of the game completely hinges on your own creativity, and those willing to invest their time will simply have a better experience. It is a slow burn, however, and players wanting instant gratification will not find it here. Instead, Living the Dream encourages players to stop by each day and live this life with the Miis themselves, simply enjoying the ride.
Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege was a delightful experience, despite the frequent frustrations that I encountered. Once I accepted that the game was intentionally designed with this classic, old-school approach, I shifted my expectations and met the game where it's at. If you take the time to get familiar with the game's pacing and Rudiger's moveset, you'll find that Saint Slayer is far from impossible. By the time that I beat the game, I was really enjoying the satisfaction of overcoming a difficult stage or boss, and even found that I wasn't swearing nearly as much. Lillymo Games delivered a genuine classic with Saint Slayer, and I hope that they revisit this franchise in the future.
Blue Reflection is a gloomy yet cozy high school life simulator with a touch of escapism. While its underused RPG mechanics had the potential to be great, they ultimately fall flat due to how simplistic the game truly is. Although not everyone will be able to relate to its story, the narrative is what makes the title worth experiencing and is the primary reason one should consider playing. However, if taking on the role of a high schooler and encountering school drama isn't up your alley, then this one will not be for you.
By the time I saw Mouse: P.I. For Hire's credits, I was breathless. Breathless from the pulse-pounding, breakneck pace of the bloody, exhilarating combat. Breathless from the unpredictable revelations from the awesome story. And breathless from the ridiculously cool presentation of Mouse's world, through its wonderful art direction and fantastic, moody soundtrack. Mouse: P.I. For Hire is a masterclass in game design, and I'm here for whatever this team does next; which I genuinely hope is another Mouse game.
Subliminal: Episode I is a fun, yet short, little experience. While it isn't perfect, the unique setting ripped directly from our childhoods is an instant blast of nostalgia, and the story is interesting enough to see through to its conclusion. Unfortunately, there are very few answers here, but this is only the beginning, and I personally look forward to seeing what is to come.
Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss is an unsettling yet engaging narrative adventure that truly puts your deduction skills to the test. While the Lovecraftian-inspired story acts as the driving force behind your actions, the satisfaction of overcoming each challenge is what keeps you coming back for more. It isn't a title everyone will enjoy, but thanks to its surprising depth, there also isn't another game quite like it.
Demon Tides is a charming, quirky, and enjoyable 3D platformer. It not only balances open-world design and storytelling surprisingly well, but it also makes controlling Beebz an absolute joy, ensuring every type of player can find their preferred style. While it’s a bit disappointing that there isn't more voice acting, I truly believe this is a game that platformer fans both new and old should experience. As a veteran of the genre myself, I enjoyed it immensely!
Overall, Minishoot' Adventures is an easy game to recommend; the map is well-designed and filled with secrets, the art style is adorable, and the combat system—while can be frustrating at times—is rewarding more often than not.
Panzer Dragoon: Remake is an altogether solid package. Even if you don't fancy yourself a fan of 3D rail-shooters, I highly recommend checking this game out. You can frequently purchase it at a deeply discounted price, which is ideal with its incredibly brief runtime. The music, gameplay and art come together to create a wonderful, unique game that you'll be thinking about for hours (or days, if you're like me) after you complete the game. I can't wait to play the rest of the games in this franchise.
Spica Adventure is pure arcade action bliss! With its kaleidoscope of colors, wacky enemy designs, and a surprisingly complex and satisfying combat system, it is easy to see why so many arcade-goers were addicted. If you are someone who enjoys shorter experiences and loves shooting for the high score in classic-styled arcade games, then there is no reason not to give this one a chance. It is just... fun!
Resident Evil Requiem is a masterclass in survival horror. It expertly blends the classic style with more action-oriented outings, features outstanding stage design, and contains some of the most interesting zombies ever seen in a video game. Capcom has proven itself yet again; one can’t help but feel a bit sad when the credits roll—not because of the story, but because you know you’ll never get to experience this game for the first time again. It is truly something special.
Never 7: The End of Infinity isn't a bad visual novel by any means, but it also isn't anything too special. With most of the game being taken up by generic slice-of-life moments, it isn't until the Cure routes come into play that the true plot reveals itself. While there are some interesting questions brought up along the way, the game is ultimately a product of its time that was surpassed by both the writer's and director's future works.