David James PH
Your enemies are hapless mooks destined to be carved into chunks
In 1999 I spent a summer working as a lumberjack
The Smartest Way To Justify A Crap Game
I Am A Basic Bitch When It Comes To Shmups
a series of supernatural inconveniences
Boneheaded design decisions
It’s More Than Worth… 'Shelling Out
The Little Console That Could
Some Of The Best Bosses In Gaming
Endless Hordes of Shit-Throwing Apes
Outshine is one of those games that’s like patting your head while rubbing your belly
Requiem goes hard on disgusting environments and intense squalor
...It's fine
Chalk Fashion Police Squad Up As a Very Nice Surprise
A Nice-Looking, Tense Horror Title
...absolutely reeks of competency
... after spending a decent amount of time with them I’m glad they’ve been preserved for the future. Three great games, three great ports, a fine little collection.
Perhaps I’m just not the right person to be writing about anime magical lesbian teenagers
Prepare to be tossed into the narrative deep end
Arizona Sunshine 2 neither excels nor does anything particularly poorly. If you want a competently made VR shooter in which you blast away at the undead with various firearms it’ll deliver the goods (though Resident Evil 4 VR still has it beat).