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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

130 games reviewed
73.8 average score
80 median score
53.1% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
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8 / 10.0 - Dropsy
Sep 22, 2015

It's bizarre, thought-provoking, and challenging enough to keep you invested for hours.

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Sep 22, 2015

Destiny takes the best parts of Halo and combines them with the worst parts of Borderlands.

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5 / 10.0 - NBA Live 16
Sep 28, 2015

Overall, NBA Live 2016 is another sports game. I did have fun while I was playing it; however, it seemed like there was a serious barrier between my understanding of basketball and how much fun I could have. Serious basketball fans will no doubt enjoy it, but if you're not a serious basketball fan, while it might make a decent game for when you have friends over, I think Mario Party would do the exact same thing.

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Afro Samurai 2 is so bad it actually made me physically disheartened to play it.

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It's a fun little distraction that doesn't require too much attention to enjoy.

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9 / 10.0 - Undertale
Oct 5, 2015

Undertale is like Earthbound if it were a Hayao Miyazaki movie: strange, interesting, and profoundly unique.

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Dragon Quest Heroes feels like a simple distraction, but it actually has quite a bit of depth.

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Oct 22, 2015

Saint Seiya is also an extremely fun fighter that mixes up the standard formula of the arcade fighter.

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Oct 26, 2015

Cute Things Dying Violently is a boring, frustrating, mediocre physics game that's been done a hundred before and a hundred times better.

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6 / 10.0 - Guitar Hero Live
Oct 26, 2015

If it wasn't for some questionable design choices with the game's most important element, it could have been a flawless experience.

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