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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

209 games reviewed
74.1 average score
75 median score
49.8% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
May 23, 2022

Salt and Sacrifice is bloody, brutal, and beyond enjoyable!

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9 / 10.0 - The Oregon Trail
Dec 9, 2022

The Oregon Trail has been brought to the modern day with mindfulness and a wide-breadth of enhanced gameplay.

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9 / 10.0 - Potion Craft
Dec 23, 2022

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator blends puzzle, simulator, and style for an enchanting brew that’s hard to resist.

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9 / 10.0 - Viewfinder
Jul 18, 2023

Viewfinder is an incredible mind-bending puzzle game that never stops innovating and never stops being fun.

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9 / 10.0 - Lies of P
Sep 13, 2023

Lies of P exceeds its SoulsBorne inspirations and is easily one of the best games of the year.

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9 / 10.0 - World of Horror
Oct 18, 2023

World of Horror is an intense and existential horror experience that perfectly captures the work that inspired it.

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9 / 10.0 - Ghostrunner 2
Oct 23, 2023

Ghostrunner II is an incredibly challenging and incredibly fun game that will test your every Ninja reflex and keep you coming back for more.

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9 / 10.0 - Super Mario RPG
Nov 15, 2023

Super Mario RPG is as good today as it was 27 years ago, and this remake simply brings it into the modern day.

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Nov 18, 2023

Dredge remains an incredibly playable and captivating game in a uniquely eerie package and while The Pale Reach DLC is a decent enough addition, it doesn’t offer enough to justify being paid content.

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Dec 13, 2023

Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising is an intoxicating blend of style, accessibility and fun. Even if you don’t know the franchise, you’ll love this incredible fighter.

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Feb 28, 2024

Ufouria: The Saga 2 is one of the most immediately charming and consistently interesting exploration games I’ve ever played.

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If you missed it back in 2011, El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON HD Remaster is a second chance to experience a MUST PLAY in gaming.

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9 / 10.0 - Animal Well
May 9, 2024

Animal Well kept me captivated from start to finish and long after. Fans of Metroid-likes NEED to play this.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Unholy Heights
Jul 29, 2016

Unholy Heights is so good, it’ll make you feel sympathy for the devil.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Ever Oasis
Jun 23, 2017

In the torrid desert of the AAA industry, Ever Oasis stands out as the rejuvenating refuge so desperately needed.

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Aug 8, 2017

Overcooked will either have you in hysterics, or hating your friends. Either way, you'll have a blast!

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May 19, 2018

Though not perfect, what the Nintendo Labo does and what it has the potential to do outshines its minor flaws as a product.

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While it remains similar to its predecessors in plot and structure, The Final Season: Episode One starts the finale off strong

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Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town is as perfect a remake of the Gameboy Advance classic as you can imagine.

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8.5 / 10.0 - CrossCode
Aug 7, 2020

CrossCode is an excellent ARPG that's definitely worth rediscovering again.

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