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Jed Whitaker

Columbus, OH

Favorite Games:
  • Owlboy
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Halo

198 games reviewed
65.8 average score
70 median score
39.6% of games recommended

Jed Whitaker's Reviews

Jed Whitaker aka Dr. Dinosexual aka Sexy Jed Whitaker (SJW for short) likes to use the entire review scale liberally.
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Oct 3, 2019

Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair is essentially a spiritual successor to Donkey Kong Country that ends with a difficult Super Mario Maker-like dungeon. It friggin' rocks.

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Sep 24, 2019

Contra: Rogue Corps is a game that is so bad, I can't recommend anyone buy it for any price

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6.5 / 10.0 - Gears 5
Sep 4, 2019

Gears of War 5 isn't a bad game, it's just the worst game in the series (I quite liked Judgement). It promised to bring new ideas to the series, and it does, but to the detriment of the game as a whole with how poorly designed they all are. The open-world levels are empty and boring, the story is lackluster after a great first act, and the new Escape mode is a fleeting distraction at best. Gears of War needs changes, but not like this.

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Aug 28, 2019

The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan pales in comparison to Until Dawn in practically every way and only surpasses it in its amount of jankiness.

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Aug 20, 2019

Remnant: From the Ashes is a surprisingly good combination of Gears of War-like third-person shooting with Souls-like difficulty.

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Jul 26, 2019

Wolfenstein: Youngblood feels less like the story-driven co-op shooter that it should have been, and more like a product made to cash in on the legendary IP.

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Jul 26, 2019

Wolfenstein: Cyberpilot is a short shallow experience that doesn't do anything new and isn't required playing for fans of the series.

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8 / 10.0 - Gato Roboto
May 31, 2019

Gato Roboto is a simple, cute, short but enjoyable Metroidvania with fun mobility and satisfying gunplay.

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9.5 / 10.0 - Team Sonic Racing
May 18, 2019

Team Sonic Racing refines and advances the genre in creative ways that make it a must play for both kart racing and Sonic fans alike, which is easy to do thanks to its budget price.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Rage 2
May 13, 2019

Rage 2 takes Doom-like gunplay and puts in just another dull open world game that doesn't do anything particularly memorable.

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