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Kelsy Polnik


Favorite Games:
  • Mega Man 3
  • Final Fantasy IX
  • King of Fighters XIII

11 games reviewed
69.1 average score
70 median score
72.7% of games recommended

Kelsy Polnik's Reviews

Kelsy has been gaming since he was first introduced to it with the Atari 2600 and from those early impressionable days has never looked back. He has made sure to immerse himself in every generation of hardware since and done his best to explore each console's library for amusing gameplay and interesting pieces of gaming history. During his time on this earth he has opened, run and sold his own retro game store as well as briefly held a world record in one of his childhood favorite NES games: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One of his greatest gaming accomplishments is beating over 450 NES games all without cheats on original hardware. Now a father of 2 he finally gets to pass his passion for gaming onto a new generation of gamers as they explore this delightful medium alongside him.
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9 / 10 - WHAT THE GOLF?
May 21, 2020

Amidst all of the puns, cheeky humor, and just plain silliness there's an immense amount of respect and passion shining through for the medium that it satirizes so well.

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5 / 10 - The Complex
Mar 31, 2020

Lacks anything that really makes it glitter and at the same time isn’t awful enough to have a certain level of camp to it either.

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An exceptional way to spend several hours.

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7 / 10 - HARDCORE MECHA
Jan 14, 2020

Full of fun and addictive gameplay, with a great hook in its simulation mode to keep the action going far beyond the game's campaign.

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However you choose to experience these classics, you'll be glad you did, and you may even gain some insight into why they are so revered.

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Oct 10, 2019

While maybe not as lively as a true arcade setting, Killer Queen Black does an admirable job of mimicking its success in that field.

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8 / 10 - Code Vein
Oct 9, 2019

A stunning take on a tried and true formula.

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7 / 10 - The Eyes of Ara
Oct 4, 2019

A throwback to classic 90s PC puzzle adventure games through and through.

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Sep 4, 2019

"It's evident that the team at Unbound Creations is refining the idea of taking tough political issues and making them interesting, digestible, and thought provoking, creating something special and potentially significant."

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Aug 22, 2019

It has taken no lessons from its contemporaries, instead choosing to glimmer briefly with its retro anime art style, which is superficially propped up by an asinine story full of senseless characters.

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