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Jed Whitaker

Columbus, OH
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Favorite Games:
  • Owlboy
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Halo 2

200 games reviewed
65.5 average score
70 median score
37.7% of games recommended

Jed Whitaker's Reviews

Jed Whitaker aka Dr. Dinosexual aka Sexy Jed Whitaker (SJW for short) likes to use the entire review scale liberally.
8.5 / 10.0 - A Hat in Time
Nov 16, 2017

A Hat in Time is a short but great spiritual successor to Super Mario 64 and the best 3D platformer released on PC this year.

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Nov 13, 2017

If you're thinking about playing RiME, I urge you to do so elsewhere and at a price point you're comfortable with.

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Nov 10, 2017

Objectively, this is the worst version of Doom, but that doesn't really matter because it is the best version on the Nintendo Switch.

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Nov 3, 2017

Super Beat Sports succeeds at doing something familiar but fresh with the rhythm genre and is a blast to play with friends.

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Nov 3, 2017

Super Lucky's Tale is a generic and forgettable 3D platformer. Xbox fans deserve better.

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Nov 3, 2017

Bubsy: The Woolies Strikes Back is thankfully only about an hour long so we can go back to forgetting Bubsy exists.

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Nov 2, 2017

Tiny Barbarian DX may look like just another indie platformer on the surface, but it is so much more than that.

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Oct 20, 2017

The Jackbox Party Pack 4 is one of the better titles in the series that includes a game about dating monsters, as well as a few unfortunate bugs.

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9 / 10.0 - Spelunker Party!
Oct 19, 2017

Spelunker Party! Is a hardcore yet cute platformer that you can play in its entirety with up to four players locally or online. What a novelty!

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Oct 18, 2017

Yono and the Celestial Elephants is an adorable Zelda-like about a woke elephant doing his best to help people, zombies, and robots co-exist.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Golf Story
Oct 11, 2017

Golf Story is another must play Switch exclusive for more than just golf or RPG fans.

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6 / 10.0 - Hob
Oct 2, 2017

Hob is a beautiful but unoriginal Zelda-like that lacks an interesting story and has mind-numbingly dull combat and exploration.

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8.5 / 10.0 - A Robot Named Fight
Sep 22, 2017

If Super Metroid had pretty great procedurally-generated levels and roguelike elements, it would basically be A Robot Named Fight!

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Sep 20, 2017

Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite is an ugly but otherwise enjoyable fighting game with recognizable characters, a ton of cutscenes, and is approachable for newcomers.

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7 / 10.0 - Songbringer
Sep 11, 2017

Songbringer is a randomly generated top-down Zelda-like that has a surprisingly cohesive story and may be worth a play if you can snag it on sale.

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6 / 10.0 - Knack 2
Sep 5, 2017

Knack 2 isn't the game of the year we have been waiting for, instead it's just more Knack. Who asked for this?

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6.5 / 10.0 - LawBreakers
Aug 14, 2017

Lawbreakers is Cliff Bleszinski's new hardcore competitive shooter that doesn't do enough to stand out from the competition and has a steep learning curve.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Nidhogg 2
Aug 14, 2017

Nidhogg is back with muppet-like characters, new weapons, a new coat of paint, and not a lot else.

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10 / 10.0 - Slime Rancher
Aug 10, 2017

In a land filled with adorable slimes one green-haired girl becomes a rancher and collects their poops to make a living. Slime Rancher is one of the cutest games out there.

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9 / 10.0 - Tacoma
Aug 7, 2017

A diverse narrative-driven space adventure for people wanting actual emotions and relationships in their games; that is Tacoma.

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