Goat Simulator 3 Reviews

Goat Simulator 3 is ranked in the 51st percentile of games scored on OpenCritic.
7.5 / 10.0
Nov 29, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 does exactly what its predecessor did so well. This time only on a larger and higher quality scale. With the co-op function and new additions, fun and a lot of laughter is guaranteed. You can play the goat again.

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7 / 10.0
Nov 30, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 fits perfectly into an era of great seriousness and the use of teasing as a sign of humor, it just doesn't have that feeling of the first great "goat romance".

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7 / 10.0
Dec 13, 2022

The crazy goat simulation, which was more of an April Fool's joke, caught on very well and the second part, or the third, is already here. It offers unfettered fun, but also bugs.

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8 / 10
Dec 14, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is dumb, dotty, and through some fluke of gaming-related evolution, incredibly enjoyable.

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Guardian
Top Critic
Dec 20, 2022

Drag voters to the polls as your physics-defying goat runs for president in the silliest game of the year which can now be savoured in multiplayer madness

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65 / 100
Dec 26, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is full of unfunny jokes, several once-funny exaggerations, and pretty obvious references. Underneath all this mess, we have an interesting gameplay. But still, Goat Simulator 3 is basically an open world game made entirely of bad sidequests.

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7 / 10.0
Jan 5, 2023

Overall, Goat Simulator 3 is a game aimed at chaos and fun, while not perfect, it hits those beats often. Much like its predecessor, there is a lot to discover that needs to be added to the mini-map, while the missions are fun, and there is always more to do.

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7 / 10
Jan 31, 2023

Goat Simulator 3 is a truly remarkable experience, and you have to admit that the developers have a great imagination because creating something like this must have been an experience too. Despite how crazy it is, it's not that bad, as doing all sorts of crazy things is fun, and the heaps of innuendo make it a funny game sometimes.

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