Goat Simulator 3 Reviews

Goat Simulator 3 is ranked in the 51st percentile of games scored on OpenCritic.
7 / 10.0
Jan 5, 2023

Overall, Goat Simulator 3 is a game aimed at chaos and fun, while not perfect, it hits those beats often. Much like its predecessor, there is a lot to discover that needs to be added to the mini-map, while the missions are fun, and there is always more to do.

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65 / 100
Dec 26, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is full of unfunny jokes, several once-funny exaggerations, and pretty obvious references. Underneath all this mess, we have an interesting gameplay. But still, Goat Simulator 3 is basically an open world game made entirely of bad sidequests.

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Guardian
Top Critic
Dec 20, 2022

Drag voters to the polls as your physics-defying goat runs for president in the silliest game of the year which can now be savoured in multiplayer madness

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8 / 10
Dec 14, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is dumb, dotty, and through some fluke of gaming-related evolution, incredibly enjoyable.

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7 / 10.0
Dec 13, 2022

The crazy goat simulation, which was more of an April Fool's joke, caught on very well and the second part, or the third, is already here. It offers unfettered fun, but also bugs.

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7 / 10.0
Nov 30, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 fits perfectly into an era of great seriousness and the use of teasing as a sign of humor, it just doesn't have that feeling of the first great "goat romance".

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7.5 / 10.0
Nov 29, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 does exactly what its predecessor did so well. This time only on a larger and higher quality scale. With the co-op function and new additions, fun and a lot of laughter is guaranteed. You can play the goat again.

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8 / 10.0
Nov 29, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is ridiculous, but it's so much fun that it's hard to not recommend, thanks to crazy missions and enjoyable gameplay.

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Wait
Nov 28, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 doesn’t take itself seriously, and that’s a good thing. While it’s definitely a blast, it’s hard to recommend this because your enjoyment of it depends on your tolerance for the concept. For me, it ended after a few hours before I got bored, but the fun can definitely last if you’re taking advantage of the online multiplayer feature. That being said, while there are a lot of activities and jokes to be had, if you’re the type of player that enjoys having a defined path to follow, Goat Simulator 3 is probably the furthest from it. It would be advisable to check out some videos about the game first before diving in.

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Nov 27, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is a spectacularly broken game with dull single player, but wildly silly multiplayer potential.

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Мила Пономарева
Top Critic
6 / 10.0
Nov 27, 2022

Silly in a good way, Goat Simulator 3 is an excellent no-frills game for pleasant escapism.

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7.5 / 10.0
Nov 25, 2022

Despite its flaws, Goat Simulator 3 is an expert in offering pure and unprejudiced fun thanks to its absolute commitment to absurdity and madness. One of the freshest and funniest experiences of the year.

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7 / 10
Nov 25, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 nails the ridiculousness in a bigger, more intuitive way. The humour hits in every corner of the huge open world you’ll be exploring, culminating in hours of fun. The controls not feeling as modern as its peers, alongside small performance issues dampen the overall package, but if you’re looking for something truly off the wall and friendly for all ages, this game is one to check out.

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8 / 10.0
Nov 23, 2022

Cunningly exploiting its own limitations among which the technical ones stand out, Goat Simulator 3 is perfect for single player or even better in co-op fooling around, has a lot of crazy customizations and proves that the devs have truly given their best - or the worst, it depends on the point of view - of themselves.

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75 / 100
Nov 23, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 is just as thug a game as the first, even more so. Bigger, crazier, more chances to unleash chaos, and incidentally a critique of the studio to the so hackneyed open worlds, so fashionable these days. We will be able to follow a fun plot while we unleash chaos for the great mapping and enjoy all the crazy things that are proposed to us. The multiplayer mode for up to 4 players is the great addition of this installment and it will multiply the fun for us. Finally, the Estocomo studio has to get its act together to improve performance and other bugs that somewhat tarnish the return of the horniest goats in the world.

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7 / 10.0
Nov 22, 2022

Goat Simulator 3 isn't exactly ripping up the thin rule book its predecessor scribbled out, but it recaptures the stupid anarchic joy and amplifies its influence across a bigger, better game world.

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4 / 5.0
Nov 22, 2022

When all is said and done, Goat Simulator 3 is a solid playground to have fun in and just be the worst goat possible.

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5.7 / 10.0
Nov 22, 2022

Games like Goat Simulator 3 are being developed with certain target audience in mind. Looking for fun? You're going to love GS3. Looking for something more serious and polished? don't even think about it!

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65 / 100
Nov 20, 2022

GOAT Simulator 3 takes its humor and action a point further than in the original game, with a criticism of the sandbox of which it ends up being a prisoner and falls into the usual mistakes. All accompanied by a crazy action, unlikely utensils and a lot of humor.

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Checkpoint Gaming
Checkpoint Staff
Top Critic
8 / 10.0
Nov 20, 2022

All in all, Goat Simulator 3 is a wonderfully wacky experience that is sure to delight, whether you're playing on your own or with friends. Its gameplay mechanics may get a bit old if you're playing solo or looking for a layered gameplay story, but if you're keen for a ridiculous and hilarious casual game to dip in and out of occasionally, Goat Simulator 3 will be an excellent fit for your library.

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