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A tedious slog that sullies the legacy of its vaunted predecessors.
Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle is the worst Touhou game I've played and one that you should avoid unless you absolutely must own everything Touhou.
Jettomero: Hero of the Universe is visually very beautiful, but it feels like a game that contains a number of unfinished ideas wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
Flip Wars is not worth buying at all right now and it needs a lot of work to come close to being decent let alone good.
This is a lazy cash in, a shoddy waste of your time with nothing to recommend beyond the fact it’s one of the cheapest games in the PSVR catalogue thus far.
Carnival games falls so short of achieving anything good that it’s genuinely hard to think of a reason for anyone to buy it.
A bog-standard dungeon crawler with added boobies, Party Favors offers forgettable titillation but almost no actual substance.
The Deer God is a 2D platformer that aside from pretty looks offers next to no substance and isn't engaging at all.
A wonderful claymation art style and a unique soundtrack aren't enough to save this point-and-click adventure from its own monotonous puzzles and uninteresting story.
Devil's Third is an ugly, unoriginal, archaic adventure that seems determined to sabotage everything good in it.
Lifeless, unpolished and uninspired. These are all words used to describe such a dull ripoff. This game gives badgers a bad name and, quite frankly, unlike the real creature, these badgers should be culled.
Let me put it to you this way. I actually stopped playing The Amazing Spider-Man 2 to do some other work. I'd play a mission, decide I couldn't take any more and go do something else instead, just to get away from it. Quite frankly, that's the opposite of what a game should be.
Playing Dead Man's Diary is simply a tedious experience, and unless you have an invisible wall fetish you should stay well away.
Umbrella Corps is a weak shooter that seems far too rushed and empty for any real fun to be had with it.
Bulletstorm VR is disappointing in every way, and while there are few redeeming features early on, there are better ways to play it.
Deadliest Catch: The Game had the almost admirable ability to make me not want to either take up crab fishing in real life, nor to find out what the eventual endgame of its videogame counterpart was.
Animal Shelter Simulator should be a game full of joy and life, but in reality it's just bland, repetitive and hard to control.
Sports Story is a huge disappointment, with a ton of technical issues, a lack of tutorials and unenjoyable new sports making it one to avoid.
With clunky combat and poorly explained mechanics, Lovecraft's Untold Stories 2 fails to hit the mark in any meaningful way.
CrossfireX has some interesting ideas in Remedy's dual campaigns, but everything else feels dated and generic.