Date Everything! Reviews
I have nothing but positive things to say about Date Everything!, and that’s saying something considering I’m a pessimist. It’s a love game that was meant to launch for Valentine’s Day, but it’s also a queer game launching in the middle of pride month, so the launch timing is still wonderful. It is an amazing game, and its fictional relationships hit me in my very real feels. The characters vary greatly in everything from appearance to personality, and despite there being 100 of them, it’s easy to remember each as someone special. The voice acting is exquisite, and shoutout to the devs for including the voice actors on every dateable’s profile. I expect to be recommending Date Everything! to others for years because there are so few quality games as quirky and heartfelt.
Date Everything! is a love letter to the very concept of love in all of its many forms. Try as it may, AI will literally never make something as beautiful and authentic as this.
Date Everything is a refreshingly weird and surprisingly heartfelt dating sim that embraces its absurdity while delivering genuinely engaging interactions. While the lack of a text-skip feature and a few minor continuity hiccups hold it back a little, its hilarious dialogue, strong voice performances, and sheer variety of characters make it a must-play for fans of unconventional visual novels. If you’re looking for a dating sim that’s completely unlike anything else, Date Everything! is well worth your time.
This game is an unexpected hit that’s crafted with love. There’s hundreds of interactions and a ton of solid writing. It’s perfect for romance fans but because of how different it is from the average romance visual novel, most gamers will enjoy it as well.
Date Everything! may seem like a silly dating sim at first, but it goes much further. Sassy Chap Games' title plays with the absurd to speak of something human: the need for connection. Behind every joke lies a sensitive game, capable of generating not only laughter but also moments of reflection. Its pacing issues and unremarkable characters aren't enough to overshadow the merit of offering a bold, fun, and unique experience. For those seeking an unusual dating sim, Date Everything! stands out as one of the most original experiences in the genre.
Review in Portuguese | Read full review
I can only say that behind the game's colorful facade lies so much more than just a few character name puns and the option to finally go on a date with your own toilet. You can really tell how much passion went into its development and with every hour the game draws you deeper into its world. The replay value is also quite high, as it's almost impossible to complete all dialogue options, collectibles, and endings in one playthrough, so Date Everything! promises many, many hours of crazy fun!
Review in German | Read full review
Nothing says “Happy Pride” like getting talked off by a strange, submissive man in your Air Conditioning vents whose only pleasure in life is pleasuring you.
Date Everything! is one of those rare games that sounds like a joke until it blindsides you with how good it actually is. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and completely committed to its absurd premise. The writing is sharp, the voice acting is elite, and the emotional beats generally land. Sure, it makes you fall in love with a stapler. But it also makes you care about that stapler’s hopes, fears, and weird poetry about office politics.
This is such an absolutely insane concept for a game, and the even more ludicrous aspect about it is that it actually works. Date Everything really puts its money where its mouth is and lets you do just as the title suggests. That being said, when you’re in conversation with a character that is to your liking, it’s great and engaging. When you’re stuck in conversation with someone that just keep rapping at you, it makes you want to put your head through a wall. All in all, considering the premise that seemed destined to fail, it’s still a case where pros outweigh the cons.
Date Everything is a funny, mostly well-written, date sim that really manages to present you 100 different characters in unique ways. You’ll want to meet them all, each expertly voice acted, and learn more about the wacky narrative, though will find not every character is as interesting as others and some narrative beats are a bit inconsistent. Well worth a play!
We don't think the team has ever dared to push the envelope, but we're still given the option to set a warning if something potentially triggering is about to happen, giving us the option to skip the interaction entirely and go straight to the ending, choosing whether to end the relationship in Love, Friendship, or Hate. It's a nice touch that we can't help but applaud.
Review in Italian | Read full review
Admittedly, dating sim-style games aren’t usually my thing, believe it or not. However, as a reviewer, I like to approach experiences open-mindedly, as you never know if they’ll take you by surprise. Date Everything! is probably one of the most wacky and unique games you’ll ever come across in this genre.
Date Everything is a glorious, ridiculous, and surprisingly heartfelt celebration of connection in all its forms. It’s not perfect—the sheer number of characters means some storylines are thinner than others, and the time-based mechanics can feel a bit fiddly—but it’s bursting with charm, wit, and creativity. The voice cast is a who’s who of the industry, delivering performances that elevate even the silliest scenarios. If you’re looking for a dating sim that’s as much about laughter as it is about love, Date Everything is an absolute treat.
Date Everything! does what it says on the tin and does it in style - a visual and aural feast dripping in creativity.
Date Everything! is silly, lighthearted and full of joie de vivre. Miss this date at your peril.
I am rating this game 9/10 for its brilliant writing, dynamic characters, and the sheer silly joy it brings. Who knew being in a romantic relationship with Existential Dread could be this much fun?!
Date Everything! is much more than its title joke. It’s a vibrant, lovingly crafted, deeply strange meditation on human connection. Whether you’re romancing a haunted blender or unpacking grief through a flirtatious coat rack, the emotional payoff is real.
Date Everything! is fun; it’s funny; it feels safe. The game has both heartfelt and ridiculous moments, but overall, it’s really worth playing. When you see your toaster, you can share a private giggle at the thought and wonder what your toaster’s personality might be like. Give it a try; watch the drama unfold.
Date Everything! isn't just a game; it's a maximalist celebration of creativity, love, and absurdity. Sassy Chap Games has accomplished the impossible by making a 100-character dating sim feel heartfelt rather than gimmicky. It walks a tonal tightrope, delivering laugh-out-loud jokes, touching emotional arcs, and poignant reflections on connection—all without taking itself too seriously.
Overall, Date Everything offers a refreshingly unique experience, packed with clever humor and witty dialogue. While it may not be the most visually striking game, its charm and creativity more than make up for it. I never imagined that everyday objects could be so hilariously dateable—until this game proved otherwise.