Date Everything! Reviews
Date Everything! is a love letter to the very concept of love in all of its many forms. Try as it may, AI will literally never make something as beautiful and authentic as this.
This is such an absolutely insane concept for a game, and the even more ludicrous aspect about it is that it actually works. Date Everything really puts its money where its mouth is and lets you do just as the title suggests. That being said, when you’re in conversation with a character that is to your liking, it’s great and engaging. When you’re stuck in conversation with someone that just keep rapping at you, it makes you want to put your head through a wall. All in all, considering the premise that seemed destined to fail, it’s still a case where pros outweigh the cons.
Date Everything is a funny, mostly well-written, date sim that really manages to present you 100 different characters in unique ways. You’ll want to meet them all, each expertly voice acted, and learn more about the wacky narrative, though will find not every character is as interesting as others and some narrative beats are a bit inconsistent. Well worth a play!
We don't think the team has ever dared to push the envelope, but we're still given the option to set a warning if something potentially triggering is about to happen, giving us the option to skip the interaction entirely and go straight to the ending, choosing whether to end the relationship in Love, Friendship, or Hate. It's a nice touch that we can't help but applaud.
Review in Italian | Read full review
Admittedly, dating sim-style games aren’t usually my thing, believe it or not. However, as a reviewer, I like to approach experiences open-mindedly, as you never know if they’ll take you by surprise. Date Everything! is probably one of the most wacky and unique games you’ll ever come across in this genre.
Date Everything is a glorious, ridiculous, and surprisingly heartfelt celebration of connection in all its forms. It’s not perfect—the sheer number of characters means some storylines are thinner than others, and the time-based mechanics can feel a bit fiddly—but it’s bursting with charm, wit, and creativity. The voice cast is a who’s who of the industry, delivering performances that elevate even the silliest scenarios. If you’re looking for a dating sim that’s as much about laughter as it is about love, Date Everything is an absolute treat.
Date Everything! does what it says on the tin and does it in style - a visual and aural feast dripping in creativity.
Date Everything! is silly, lighthearted and full of joie de vivre. Miss this date at your peril.
I am rating this game 9/10 for its brilliant writing, dynamic characters, and the sheer silly joy it brings. Who knew being in a romantic relationship with Existential Dread could be this much fun?!
Date Everything! is much more than its title joke. It’s a vibrant, lovingly crafted, deeply strange meditation on human connection. Whether you’re romancing a haunted blender or unpacking grief through a flirtatious coat rack, the emotional payoff is real.
Date Everything! is fun; it’s funny; it feels safe. The game has both heartfelt and ridiculous moments, but overall, it’s really worth playing. When you see your toaster, you can share a private giggle at the thought and wonder what your toaster’s personality might be like. Give it a try; watch the drama unfold.
Date Everything! isn't just a game; it's a maximalist celebration of creativity, love, and absurdity. Sassy Chap Games has accomplished the impossible by making a 100-character dating sim feel heartfelt rather than gimmicky. It walks a tonal tightrope, delivering laugh-out-loud jokes, touching emotional arcs, and poignant reflections on connection—all without taking itself too seriously.
Overall, Date Everything offers a refreshingly unique experience, packed with clever humor and witty dialogue. While it may not be the most visually striking game, its charm and creativity more than make up for it. I never imagined that everyday objects could be so hilariously dateable—until this game proved otherwise.
Date Everything! explores some mature topics, but it is generally a game that many people will like. Fans of cozy games, visual novels, life/dating sims, and/or the author Chuck Tingle are likely to enjoy this interactive homebound adventure. Regardless of which platform you play on, you are sure to have a chuckle and a good time.
Date Everything! is quite a good choice for those looking for a one-time fun experience and an interesting story. The characters are really well written, beautifully drawn, and excellently voiced. However, the presence of bugs that prevent completing certain character routes may discourage players who want to finish the game 100%.
Review in Polish | Read full review
Date Everything! really does give you exactly what the title implies. From your toaster to your bathtub, from your sex toys to your record player, you get to date everything within your house and the game sets you up with some really fun dialogue, even if upgrading your stats can become a little tedious. It’ll be interesting to hear who your favourite characters were, as they are clearly the stars of this show, thanks to great writing but truly extraordinary voice acting from a stellar cast. Just don’t expect a quick, streamlined affair: you’ll be entangled with this one for some time.
Date Everything brings the furniture to life with incredible, fully voiced dialogue that’s overflowing with both humor and emotion. With characters stuffed with personality, stunning artwork, and a compelling storyline, it doesn’t get better than this.
Coming into Date Everything!, I was expecting a standard visual novel affair. What I didn't expect was a thoroughly entertaining reflection of values when it comes to relationships and people, all deftly expressed with characters made of everyday objects and conversations that run the gamut of the human experience. If you were hoping for the sparks to fly, I assure you, you are in for a whole fireworks display with Date Everything!.
Despite occasionally tedious dialogues and a sometimes forced push for absurdity at all costs, Date Everything! is an original visual novel with quality voice acting and heart.
Review in Slovak | Read full review
Date Everything is the blandest game imaginable. Visually, there is little to criticize. The character designs are polished, aesthetic, and cleverly reflect both the characters' personalities and their “object” identities. Add to that an impressive list of over a hundred voice actors, many of whom are well-known and respected names. Unfortunately, where the game should shine, i.e., in building relationships and character personalities, problems begin to arise. The characters are expressive, but often flat and uninteresting in terms of personality. They do not arouse curiosity or emotional involvement. In my case, and perhaps this is a matter of individual sensitivity, none of the characters aroused any sympathy. On the contrary, many of them were simply impossible to like. On top of that, there is a very weak main storyline, which, instead of providing an interesting counterpoint to the dating convention, remains an awkward addition that fails to hold the player's attention.
Review in Polish | Read full review