Probably Stolen - Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim Reviews

Probably Stolen - Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim is ranked in the -1th percentile of games scored on OpenCritic.
DualShockers
Eric Warner
Top Critic
6.5 / 10.0
Oct 28, 2026

Probably Stolen is a fairly impressive game with its easy-to-understand controls yet complex system that perfectly sets up gamers to play for hours on end exploring the many ways they can make a living in the game's cyberpunk space station.

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8 / 10.0
Nov 2, 2026

Probably Stolen successfully manages to create a refreshing, intense and rewarding shopkeeper simulator that everyone should try out.

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90%
Nov 3, 2026

Probably Stolen is a brilliant cyberpunk shop simulator that will keep you up all night with its unforgiving gameplay loop of legitimate trading, black-market deals, and constant paranoia over unexpected police raids.

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5.5 / 10.0
Oct 29, 2026

Probably Stolen barely manages to reach the so-called break-even point, morally incapable of covering its own operating costs. It's a game that doesn't go beyond the bare minimum of competence, lacking the ideas to stand out both among other cyberpunk games and within the simulation genre.

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8.5 / 10.0
Oct 28, 2026

Probably Stolen is the quintessential shop simulator—one that doesn’t just wear a cyberpunk skin, but truly inhabits it, complete with suspicious customers, ravenous factions, and an AI gone haywire.

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